The Banana's Doctor Visit

Alright, listen up, genius. The banana went to the doctor because it "felt peely," which is a pun on feeling poorly. Get it? "Peely" like the peel of a banana? As for the newspaper being black, white, and red all over, well, that's because it's got black and white print and red ink somewhere on it. You probably thought it was some kind of deep philosophical statement, didn't you, you dummy?