Media jokes
I heard the Kardashians were going on a cruise soon.
As if there's not already enough plastic in the ocean.
My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer.
I responded, “Show me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest “Forgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.
How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?
50.
What does Kylie Jenner feed her baby? Plastic MILK! LOL
When Knife tells Annoying Orange, "I'm trying something new," Annoying Orange said, "Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?" and then Annoying Orange laughs.
Are you Shane Dawson?
Because I can be your pussy.
PORNHUB
Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?
Because he’s always on the webcast.
If you ever think no one cares about you,
kill someone, then the news will.
Hello everybody, now who here have watched Skurry?
What is black and white and red all over?
Answer: A newspaper.
That is what my 3-year-old told me.
"I heard a noise in the basement! I'm gonna go to my friend's house and play Minecraft with him until the noise I heard goes away."
"I heard a noise in the basement. I'm gonna go down there with a bazooka and thirty thousand rounds of pistol ammo and fifty thousand pistols."
Said no horror movie character ever.
And also GTA logic.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite movie?
Black and white.
In America, you catch Pikachu. In Soviet Russia, Pikachu catches you.
Social media after banning Trump from every platform: “Haha he’s so embarrassed that he doesn’t speak anymore...what an idiot!”
Derrick and Clive. They have a song about a Dad with cancer and other extremely offensive subjects in a routine called "The Non-Stop Dancer." It is very funny, but it is made even funnier by Dudley Moore's drunken and stoned laughter through the song.
One of the best routines ever. Look it up on YouTube. They recorded them in the studio, but they are ad-libbing and extremely drunk.
What do cows like to watch? Moovies.
I have an account at the website Memedroid.
My name is J0K35FromWJE.
Feel free to follow me, and I WILL upload to Memedroid (I might not upload daily).
I will still make jokes here jlyk (just letting you know).
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What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?
"Can I have a pizza that ass?"
Why did the Democrats act like an asshole when Rush Limbaugh was alive?
Because they fear him.
What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."