Media jokes

"I heard a noise in the basement! I'm gonna go to my friend's house and play Minecraft with him until the noise I heard goes away."

"I heard a noise in the basement. I'm gonna go down there with a bazooka and thirty thousand rounds of pistol ammo and fifty thousand pistols."

Said no horror movie character ever.

And also GTA logic.

What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?

America's funniest home videos.

What is black and white and red all over?

Answer: A newspaper.

That is what my 3-year-old told me.

Who is M.J.'s cartoon character?

Muzan Kibutsuji

Hehe

Your mum's so dumb, she thought Pornhub was a corn hub!

What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite movie?

Black and white.

Like this post to give someone you hate bad luck.

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Bobspunge

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Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?

A: Because they get liked.

In America, you catch Pikachu. In Soviet Russia, Pikachu catches you.

Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed 3 episodes of your favorite show.

My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:

I thought Soap could trust you. And so did I too. So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!

Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park in his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.