b*tches jokes

Just told Putin to get some b*tches.

Waiting for 3801 missiles to strike my house.

Howard Stern rules, b*tches!

I find this website. I see this person named Gwen. I simp for her, but just for a troll. Next thing I know, we're somehow dating? Then her ex comes in and dates her again. Apparently, he is gay, and I'm pretty sure Gwen could be a boy, but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let y'all know this isn't really supposed to be a dating app or drama app, it's a joke app, and this isn't really a joke. But one last thing, you guys are all b*tches...

Babies can spread a nasty smell,

especially when you haven't fed them for a month.

20 likes by just cheese.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Like if you love food!

My bitch as flat as her grannie's heartbeat.