Media jokes
What is the cherry's favorite cartoon?
"Tom and Jerry!"
Yo mama so fat, she made Fat Albert jealous!
The death of JFK must have splattered on the news.
¿No sabes el chiste de Pocoyó? Tan Pocoyó.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because she felt peely!
What is black and white and red all over? A newspaper.
I used to be a fan, but after seeing her OnlyFans account, I'm a whole air conditioner.
How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.
"If all of these structures break we will all die."
And I said, "Hey, that is not supportive!"
And he said, "It would be breaking news."
I went to the shooting range the other day. After a while, I realized I was the only one there. So, I decided to go home and saw on the news that there was a mass school shooting and there were reporters on the scene. Man, I knew I should have stayed around a little longer.
Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.
was (DYM 90).
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
When a redhead commits a mass shooting, does the headline read, "Ginger snaps"?
What Disney movie does the church make little girls watch?
Snow White and the Seven Deadly Sins.
Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity than the SantaFe school shooting?
'Cause Royal Weddings don't happen every week.
When Knife tells Annoying Orange, "I'm trying something new," Annoying Orange said, "Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?" and then Annoying Orange laughs.
Capital Extra is a radio station!
Capital Extra is Ashley's dead ass!
Where’s the English Channel?
Johnny: “I don’t know. My television doesn’t pick it up.”
How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?
50.