Media jokes
Hey girl, is that an ass seen on TV, 'cause I'd buy it.
What do cows like to watch? Moovies.
Yo mama so fat, she made Fat Albert jealous!
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI."
Yo mama so fat,
She doesn't fit in a Titan's mouth.
(Attack on Titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)
Why are birds good at social media?
Because they "tweet" all the time!?
Hello everybody, now who here have watched Skurry?
Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?
We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.
What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?
Chocolate carrots balls.
What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."
What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?
Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity than the SantaFe school shooting?
'Cause Royal Weddings don't happen every week.
Yo mamma is so dumb, she will watch Disney Junior all night long.
I was eating my cereal while watching the news, then I saw my cereal on the news, saying he was a "serial" killer.
Me: I'm retarded.
Teacher: Why?
Me: It took me 2 hours to see "60 Minutes."
If you ever think no one cares about you,
kill someone, then the news will.
I heard they're making a film about Jimmy Savile, it's a very touchy subject.
I heard the film about is so boring it puts you to sleep.
The media's relationship with Hillary is just like Bill's relationship with Hillary. The relationship is unwanted and forced, and they'll move on to the next person any chance they get.
Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)