Media jokes
Hey girl, is that an ass seen on TV, 'cause I'd buy it.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (Alphabet Lore), I would be rich.
"Rape isn't a joke unless you watch YouTube Kids."
What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."
Memes
What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?
Chocolate carrots balls.
Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.
When a redhead commits a mass shooting, does the headline read, "Ginger snaps"?
What does a sponge do?
It talks to Patrick.
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
The death of JFK must have splattered on the news.
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.
The (DYM 103).
Checkout (DYM 104).
So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!
was (DYM 90).
#shorts
I was on a website doing homework, and there was this funny a** commercial banner saying: "Eat a bag of Dick's!" It was the funniest sh*t ever!
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer may shock you!
Why would doors do well on social media?
Everyone looks for their handles.