What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?
Chocolate carrots balls.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.
Hey girl, is that an ass seen on TV, 'cause I'd buy it.
I heard the Kardashians were going on a cruise soon.
As if there's not already enough plastic in the ocean.
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.
I was on a website doing homework, and there was this funny a** commercial banner saying: "Eat a bag of Dick's!" It was the funniest sh*t ever!
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was (DYM 90).
The (DYM 103).
Checkout (DYM 104).
So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer may shock you!
Why would doors do well on social media?
Everyone looks for their handles.
The death of JFK must have splattered on the news.
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
What does a sponge do?
It talks to Patrick.
The other day, I stumbled upon a comic strip in the newspaper. As I started reading, I could feel a smile creeping onto my face. The characters were so relatable, their situation so absurd, yet so familiar, it was impossible not to find it amusing.
The punchline was unexpected, yet it made perfect sense within the context of the story. It was that surprise, that sudden twist, that made me burst out laughing. It was as if the comic strip had set up a joke and I had walked right into it, completely unsuspecting. The laughter bubbled up from within me, a spontaneous reaction to the unexpected humor.
In that moment, I realized the power of humor. It's not just about making people laugh. It's about bringing joy, about making people see the world from a different perspective, even if just for a moment. And that's why I found that comic strip so funny. It wasn't just a joke, it was a moment of joy, a moment of surprise, a moment of seeing the world in a different light.
"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth, including an increase in child abuse," said the village priest.
The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison, they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media.
"Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!"
"Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey," they reported.
The village priest is living at his majesty's convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.
"Why is this a joke? It's not even funny!" said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.
What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?
Credit to Burn in Hell https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5a0jTc9S10
