Media jokes
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (Alphabet Lore), I would be rich.
"Rape isn't a joke unless you watch YouTube Kids."
What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."
What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?
Chocolate carrots balls.
Memes
Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.
When a redhead commits a mass shooting, does the headline read, "Ginger snaps"?
What does a sponge do?
It talks to Patrick.
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
The death of JFK must have splattered on the news.
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.
The (DYM 103).
Checkout (DYM 104).
So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!
was (DYM 90).
#shorts
I was on a website doing homework, and there was this funny a** commercial banner saying: "Eat a bag of Dick's!" It was the funniest sh*t ever!
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer may shock you!
Why would doors do well on social media?
Everyone looks for their handles.
The other day, I stumbled upon a comic strip in the newspaper. As I started reading, I could feel a smile creeping onto my face. The characters were so relatable, their situation so absurd, yet so familiar, it was impossible not to find it amusing.
The punchline was unexpected, yet it made perfect sense within the context of the story. It was that surprise, that sudden twist, that made me burst out laughing. It was as if the comic strip had set up a joke and I had walked right into it, completely unsuspecting. The laughter bubbled up from within me, a spontaneous reaction to the unexpected humor.
In that moment, I realized the power of humor. It's not just about making people laugh. It's about bringing joy, about making people see the world from a different perspective, even if just for a moment. And that's why I found that comic strip so funny. It wasn't just a joke, it was a moment of joy, a moment of surprise, a moment of seeing the world in a different light.