Media jokes
You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!
What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?
Chocolate carrots balls.
"Rape isn't a joke unless you watch YouTube Kids."
If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (Alphabet Lore), I would be rich.
What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."
Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
Hey girl, is that an ass seen on TV, 'cause I'd buy it.
I was on a website doing homework, and there was this funny a** commercial banner saying: "Eat a bag of Dick's!" It was the funniest sh*t ever!
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was (DYM 90).
So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!
The (DYM 103).
Checkout (DYM 104).
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer may shock you!
When a redhead commits a mass shooting, does the headline read, "Ginger snaps"?
Why would doors do well on social media?
Everyone looks for their handles.
The death of JFK must have splattered on the news.
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.