Media jokes
What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."
If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (Alphabet Lore), I would be rich.
"Rape isn't a joke unless you watch YouTube Kids."
What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?
Chocolate carrots balls.
Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.
Memes
Hey girl, is that an ass seen on TV, 'cause I'd buy it.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.
I was on a website doing homework, and there was this funny a** commercial banner saying: "Eat a bag of Dick's!" It was the funniest sh*t ever!
#shorts
was (DYM 90).
The (DYM 103).
Checkout (DYM 104).
So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer may shock you!
Why would doors do well on social media?
Everyone looks for their handles.
The death of JFK must have splattered on the news.
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
What does a sponge do?
It talks to Patrick.
When a redhead commits a mass shooting, does the headline read, "Ginger snaps"?