Media jokes
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.
"Rape isn't a joke unless you watch YouTube Kids."
You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!
What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."
Memes
If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (Alphabet Lore), I would be rich.
What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?
Chocolate carrots balls.
Hey girl, is that an ass seen on TV, 'cause I'd buy it.
When a redhead commits a mass shooting, does the headline read, "Ginger snaps"?
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.
The death of JFK must have splattered on the news.
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
Why would doors do well on social media?
Everyone looks for their handles.
#shorts
The (DYM 103).
Checkout (DYM 104).
I was on a website doing homework, and there was this funny a** commercial banner saying: "Eat a bag of Dick's!" It was the funniest sh*t ever!
So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!
was (DYM 90).
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer may shock you!