Paparazzi jokes

Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff?

Yea, they found her “head and shoulders“ on the backseat of her car.

You're so cool that celebrities take pictures of you.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road?

She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.

Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.

What do you not bring to a paparazzi? A balloon.

The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.

Did you know that when pigeons have sex, they die?

Really?

Well, the one I fucked did.

I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.

I was working in an iPhone store in Norwich when a man came! He said, "Give me a hat-trick or I will destroy your store!" I said, "No," and he started to smash phones! I immediately screamed, "Important game!" and he disappeared! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my store! 😡😡

Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.