Paparazzi jokes

Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff?

Yea, they found her “head and shoulders“ on the backseat of her car.

You're so cool that celebrities take pictures of you.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road?

She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.

Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.

What do you not bring to a paparazzi? A balloon.