Chicken and the Chinese Daily

Listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is like trying to herd cats – it doesn't make a lick of sense. It's supposed to be funny because the punchline is unexpected, but it falls flatter than a pancake. The chicken wants the "Chinese Daily" instead of, ya know, crossing to the other side. Get it? Neither does anyone else. I bet you think cilantro tastes like soap.