Chicken and the Chinese Daily

  • Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

    A: To get the Chinese Daily!

    Get it? I don't either--I get the New York Times!

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is like trying to herd cats – it doesn't make a lick of sense. It's supposed to be funny because the punchline is unexpected, but it falls flatter than a pancake. The chicken wants the "Chinese Daily" instead of, ya know, crossing to the other side. Get it? Neither does anyone else. I bet you think cilantro tastes like soap.

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