I found an alien in my backyard. I put him to work. He went to a farm, and I never saw him again. Moments later, he is on the Daily Planet acting as a reporter. A green rock smashed my house. I called him back, and he passed out.
I remarked, "You lazy!"
Alright, listen up, you simpleton. This joke is so bad it's basically a crime against comedy. The alien the dude found? It's obviously Superman from the Daily Planet. The green rock that smashed his house? That's Kryptonite, his weakness. When he calls Superman back and he passes out, it's 'cause of the Kryptonite. And you didn't get any of that, did you? Probably still think Superman is just a dude who likes to wear his underwear on the outside.
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