Sans Jokes

I don't like these Under tale jokes. They just don't make any Sans.

Why doesn't a skeleton to dance. Because he had no body to dance with. Lol sans

i see, you guys jokers are SANS-ational

what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?

Niagra falls

i say hi to sans sans shows is hand and say's is hand to meet you and we both lath

A French sans would greet you with the o bone- jour

Sans:Zzzzzzzz Papyrus:SANS WAKE UP!! Sans:What is it dude? Papyrus:A human has fallen from the surface world! Sans:And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??

What did papyrus say when sans served spaghetti to frisk? BONE-Appetit!

A list of sansnpuns would be sans tastic

if asriel were sans, would his theme be "jokes and memes"?

what do you call a different spaghetti? an impasta! papyrus: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS? sans: what? papyrus:AN IMPASTA sans: good one

Sans: “pokes brother with ruler Papyrus: Sans what are you doing Sans: Measuring your patience Papyrus: Grunts

* sans at sans favorite restaurant* Sans: hey frisk what do you eat today?

Frisk: one knife plz

sans: ok one knife plz

Waiter: you eat a knife?

Frisk: yes

* waiter asking for one knife*

Waiter: here you go

Frisk: thanks you

Me:Okay,Papyrus.I'm no Sherlock BONES,but I'd say that storyspin sans is the Imposter.

Papyrus:nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude! Sans:I guess now it says pool dude ;) Papyrus:SSSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS

Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen! Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with em?

papyrus: SANS stop being a lazy Bones. Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do any thin. heheh

Sans:pap you're spaghetti is bonearific.paprus: sans no. Aw you're funny Bone is not working come on that one was a rib tickler

Fell Sans: Welp, you're BONED Fell papyrus: DAMN YOU SANS!!!