Sans jokes
I don't like these Undertale jokes. They just don't make any sense.
Why doesn't a skeleton dance? Because he had no body to dance with. Lol, Sans.
I see, you guys jokers are SANS-ational!
Sans: Zzzzzzzz.
Papyrus: SANS, WAKE UP!!
Sans: What is it, dude?
Papyrus: A human has fallen from the surface world!
Sans: And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
I say hi to Sans. Sans shows his hand and says, "It's hand to meet you," and we both laugh.
A French Sans would greet you with the "o bone-jour".
What did Papyrus say when Sans served spaghetti to Frisk?
BONE-Appetit!
A list of Sans puns would be Sans-tastic!
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?
Sans: “pokes brother with ruler”
Papyrus: Sans, what are you doing?
Sans: Measuring your patience.
Papyrus: Grunts
Me: Okay, Papyrus. I'm no Sherlock Bones, but I'd say that Storyspin Sans is the Imposter.
* Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?
Frisk: One knife, plz.
Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.
Waiter: You eat a knife?
Frisk: Yes.
*Waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: Here you go.
Frisk: Thanks you.
Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!
Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?
Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!
Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)
Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!
Sans: Pap, your spaghetti is bonearific.
PaprUs: Sans, no. Aw, your funny bone is not working; come on, that one was a rib tickler.
Papyrus: Sans, stop being a lazy Bones.
Sans: Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do anything, heheh.
Fell Sans: Welp, you're BONED!
Fell Papyrus: DAMN YOU SANS!!!
Oh Sans, you're such a bonehead! Sorry if that joke was jaw-breaking! LOL.