I don't like these Under tale jokes. They just don't make any Sans.
Sans: wow. seems you’re really working yourself... down to the bone!
Sans: why didn't the skeleton not go to the party? Papyrus: because they looked like me? Sans:... Sure
i say hi to sans sans shows is hand and say's is hand to meet you and we both lath
A French sans would greet you with the o bone- jour
Sans:Zzzzzzzz Papyrus:SANS WAKE UP!! Sans:What is it dude? Papyrus:A human has fallen from the surface world! Sans:And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??
What did papyrus say when sans served spaghetti to frisk? BONE-Appetit!
what do you call a different spaghetti? an impasta! papyrus: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS? sans: what? papyrus:AN IMPASTA sans: good one
A list of sansnpuns would be sans tastic
Sans: “pokes brother with ruler Papyrus: Sans what are you doing Sans: Measuring your patience Papyrus: Grunts
if asriel were sans, would his theme be "jokes and memes"?
Me:Okay,Papyrus.I'm no Sherlock BONES,but I'd say that storyspin sans is the Imposter.
Papyrus:nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude! Sans:I guess now it says pool dude ;) Papyrus:SSSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS
Why does sans say I got a bone to pick with you?
Because he needs to pick your balls
papyrus: SANS stop being a lazy Bones. Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do any thin. heheh
Sans:pap you're spaghetti is bonearific.paprus: sans no. Aw you're funny Bone is not working come on that one was a rib tickler
Why does Sans like puns so much, probably because he finds them humourus
Fell Sans: Welp, you're BONED Fell papyrus: DAMN YOU SANS!!!
wait isnt this sans job to make a joke?
first human comes. sans: that was pun intued
