I don't like these Under tale jokes. They just don't make any Sans.
Why doesn't a skeleton to dance. Because he had no body to dance with. Lol sans
i see, you guys jokers are SANS-ational
i say hi to sans sans shows is hand and say's is hand to meet you and we both lath
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
A French sans would greet you with the o bone- jour
Sans:Zzzzzzzz Papyrus:SANS WAKE UP!! Sans:What is it dude? Papyrus:A human has fallen from the surface world! Sans:And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??
What did papyrus say when sans served spaghetti to frisk? BONE-Appetit!
if asriel were sans, would his theme be "jokes and memes"?
what do you call a different spaghetti? an impasta! papyrus: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS? sans: what? papyrus:AN IMPASTA sans: good one
A list of sansnpuns would be sans tastic
Sans: “pokes brother with ruler Papyrus: Sans what are you doing Sans: Measuring your patience Papyrus: Grunts
* sans at sans favorite restaurant* Sans: hey frisk what do you eat today?
Frisk: one knife plz
sans: ok one knife plz
Waiter: you eat a knife?
Frisk: yes
* waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: here you go
Frisk: thanks you
Me:Okay,Papyrus.I'm no Sherlock BONES,but I'd say that storyspin sans is the Imposter.
Papyrus:nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude! Sans:I guess now it says pool dude ;) Papyrus:SSSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS
Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen! Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with em?
papyrus: SANS stop being a lazy Bones. Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do any thin. heheh
Sans:pap you're spaghetti is bonearific.paprus: sans no. Aw you're funny Bone is not working come on that one was a rib tickler
Fell Sans: Welp, you're BONED Fell papyrus: DAMN YOU SANS!!!
Oh sans, ur such a bone - head! Sorry if that joke was jaw - breaking! LOL