Sans jokes
I don't like these Undertale jokes. They just don't make any sense.
Why doesn't a skeleton dance? Because he had no body to dance with. Lol, Sans.
I see, you guys jokers are SANS-ational!
Sans: Zzzzzzzz.
Papyrus: SANS, WAKE UP!!
Sans: What is it, dude?
Papyrus: A human has fallen from the surface world!
Sans: And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??
I say hi to Sans. Sans shows his hand and says, "It's hand to meet you," and we both laugh.
Memes
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
A French Sans would greet you with the "o bone-jour".
What did Papyrus say when Sans served spaghetti to Frisk?
BONE-Appetit!
If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
A list of Sans puns would be Sans-tastic!
Sans: “pokes brother with ruler”
Papyrus: Sans, what are you doing?
Sans: Measuring your patience.
Papyrus: Grunts
* Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?
Frisk: One knife, plz.
Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.
Waiter: You eat a knife?
Frisk: Yes.
*Waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: Here you go.
Frisk: Thanks you.
Me: Okay, Papyrus. I'm no Sherlock Bones, but I'd say that Storyspin Sans is the Imposter.
Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!
Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)
Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!
Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!
Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?
Sans: Pap, your spaghetti is bonearific.
PaprUs: Sans, no. Aw, your funny bone is not working; come on, that one was a rib tickler.
Papyrus: Sans, stop being a lazy Bones.
Sans: Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do anything, heheh.
Fell Sans: Welp, you're BONED!
Fell Papyrus: DAMN YOU SANS!!!
Oh Sans, you're such a bonehead! Sorry if that joke was jaw-breaking! LOL.