Sans

Sans jokes

Skeleton

Why doesn't a skeleton dance? Because he had no body to dance with. Lol, Sans.

Bone

Sans: Zzzzzzzz.

Papyrus: SANS, WAKE UP!!

Sans: What is it, dude?

Papyrus: A human has fallen from the surface world!

Sans: And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??

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  • Suicide

    what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?

    Niagra falls

    Memes

    Hand

    I say hi to Sans. Sans shows his hand and says, "It's hand to meet you," and we both laugh.

    Impasta

    What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!

    PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?

    SANS: What?

    PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!

    SANS: Good one.

    Patience

    Sans: “pokes brother with ruler”

    Papyrus: Sans, what are you doing?

    Sans: Measuring your patience.

    Papyrus: Grunts

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  • Imposter

    Me: Okay, Papyrus. I'm no Sherlock Bones, but I'd say that Storyspin Sans is the Imposter.

    Knife

    * Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?

    Frisk: One knife, plz.

    Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.

    Waiter: You eat a knife?

    Frisk: Yes.

    *Waiter asking for one knife*

    Waiter: Here you go.

    Frisk: Thanks you.

    Papyrus

    Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!

    Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?

    Swimsuit

    Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!

    Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)

    Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!

    Skeleton

    Sans: Pap, your spaghetti is bonearific.

    PaprUs: Sans, no. Aw, your funny bone is not working; come on, that one was a rib tickler.

    Bone

    Papyrus: Sans, stop being a lazy Bones.

    Sans: Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do anything, heheh.