Ryan

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Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters...

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Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To get the Chinese Daily! Get it? I don't either- I get the New York Times!

Two mates walk into a bar Mate 1 : Shit! look at that spider over there Mate 2 : Whateverrrrrrr Mate 1 : No, seriously it's bloody massive Mate 2 : (Turns around) Shit thats huge, I thought you were Joking Mate 1 : No I'm Fred King, Jo King's brother ;-)