Caricature jokes

An emo tried to give me a high five...

I left him hanging.

Black comedy name week:

Malt liquor Monday Tupac Tuesday Watermelon Wednesday Thong Thursday Fried chicken Friday Sukie Sukie Saturday Slap a hoe Sunday

What's the difference between Spongebob and a feminist?

A feminist has hair.

What does a Jewish man say when he sees a caricature of his face?

"We need to circumcise that one."

When Trump goes to the beach, he doesn't use suntan lotion. He uses Dorito dust, and it stays on for the rest of his life.

They laughed at my crayon drawing.

I laughed at their chalk outline.

What's the difference between Donald Trump and Derek Vinyard?

A shaved head, a chest tattoo, and a moustache.

Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!

He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.

Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.

Yo, forehead is so big...the photo on yo driver's license says "to be continued on the back."