Caricature jokes

Black comedy name week:

Malt liquor Monday Tupac Tuesday Watermelon Wednesday Thong Thursday Fried chicken Friday Sukie Sukie Saturday Slap a hoe Sunday

An emo tried to give me a high five...

I left him hanging.

What's the difference between Spongebob and a feminist?

A feminist has hair.

What does a Jewish man say when he sees a caricature of his face?

"We need to circumcise that one."

When Trump goes to the beach, he doesn't use suntan lotion. He uses Dorito dust, and it stays on for the rest of his life.

Yo mama is so Jewish that pennies run away from getting pinched by her.

What's the difference between Donald Trump and Derek Vinyard?

A shaved head, a chest tattoo, and a moustache.

They laughed at my crayon drawing.

I laughed at their chalk outline.

Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.

What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an Aussie bloke in Bali?

Both are expert drunks, but the Aussie is 100 times better kept. Johnny Depp, in contrast, looks like a demented leader of a violent drug cartel.

Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!

He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.