An emo tried to give me a high five...
I left him hanging.
What's the difference between Spongebob and a feminist?
A feminist has hair.
What does a Jewish man say when he sees a caricature of his face?
"We need to circumcise that one."
When Trump goes to the beach, he doesn't use suntan lotion. He uses Dorito dust, and it stays on for the rest of his life.
