ME jokes
My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tried to fight me, so I said: "If you wanna fight me, I'll run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs, I'll already be down the stairs waiting," and he started crying.
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.
"Officer, don’t arrest me, she said she was 5 in dog years!"
I used to hate foot fungus, but now it's growing on me.
An orphan's favorite Roblox game is Adopt Me.
Memes
How many people fit in a tree?
I don't know, you tell me.
What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?
We're both blind.
I was playing hide and seek at work the other day. Unfortunately, it ended with me in the hospital, though; ICU.
One like = more from me to you. 👊
I went to school on a Saturday. My teacher asked why I am here, so I replied that my brother told me to go to hell.
Are you a builder, because you give me an erection.
Me: Truth or dare?
Crush: Dare.
Me: I dare you to give me your phone number.
Crush: Umm nevermind, truth.
Me: Ok, what is your phone number?
There was a girl called Millie, and she had sexy blond hair, and she wanted to chase me, but I told her she had to catch me first if she loves me.
Me: Breathe right now if you wanna date me.
For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
After I see an anime boy acting cool,
Me at school acting cool:
My brothers: "He's just acting cool."
Me: I'm gonna kill u 0.0
Friend: Hi!
Me: Who are you?
Friend: ...your friend?
Me: What are you talking about? The doctor already said I couldn’t have any.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me!