ME jokes
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.
I got fired from my job at the bank today.
An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.
What does 6 tell 7?
"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"
bruh
No matter how much I cry, the white people still left me hanging.
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"
I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3
POV: The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.
:me😐
Two friends fighting.
Friend 3: "Cut it out, you two!"
Friend 4: "It wouldn't help if they cut it out... Believe me... I've tried..."
A depressed kid gave me a high five. I left him hanging.
"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.
Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.
Me when the your, uh, uhhhh, when your me when the your, uhhh, uhhhhh, mom.
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes.
So she gave me a hug.
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.
Me running from the table where the Emos sit with a Happy Meal.
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
A cop pulls me over and asks if I have been drinking.
I'm an honest person and say yes, I did, so I take off my sunglasses and tell him that I now had 2 glasses less.
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "That's my step ladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."