I complained to my dad why he never took me to the zoo.
He said if they want you, they’ll come get you.
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, buttercup. The joke here is that the dad is implying his kid is like an animal that belongs in the zoo. He's saying the zoo animals want to get you so bad, they will come and get you. It's funny because, well, you're not that bright. And, probably smell like a zoo. Just saying.