What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?
Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday. He gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it.
I asked him what the bullseye was for. He said, "Target practice."
What did the father bullet say to the baby bullet when he killed a bull by hitting it in the eye: "Bull's eye!"
