Bullseye jokes

What’s the difference between a priest and target?

Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.

If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?

Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday. He gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it.

I asked him what the bullseye was for. He said, "Target practice."

What did the father bullet say to the baby bullet when he killed a bull by hitting it in the eye: "Bull's eye!"

A burglar breaks into a weapons engineer's house, hoping to loot the high-tech arsenal. Suddenly, the engineer yells from upstairs, "Hey! Stop right there!"

The burglar, trying to play tough, screams, "Hands up! I know you've got the goods! Open the armory or I'll shoot!"

The engineer, trembling, cries, "Okay, okay! Don't shoot! I'll give you everything, even my latest prototype!"

The burglar, eyes gleaming with greed, demands, "Prove it! Let me see this fancy new gun first!"

The engineer points to a target range. "It's a plasma blaster," he claims. "Go ahead, give it a shot."

The burglar aims at the bullseye, pulls the trigger, and—BANG!—the gun fires directly into his own chest.

As the thief collapses, the engineer cackles, "Surprise! It's not plasma; it's my new 'Reverse-Recoil Special,' specifically designed for uninvited guests!"

5 out of 6 scientists say Russian Roulette is safe.

I took my girlfriend out the other day... Man, do I love being a sniper.

I bet China can be the best baseball team. They took out the entire world with just a bat.

When the school shooter misses you, but you gotta play it off.

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Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.