Bullseye jokes

What’s the difference between a priest and target?

Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.

If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?

Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday. He gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it.

I asked him what the bullseye was for. He said, "Target practice."

What did the father bullet say to the baby bullet when he killed a bull by hitting it in the eye: "Bull's eye!"

5 out of 6 scientists say Russian Roulette is safe.

I took my girlfriend out the other day... Man, do I love being a sniper.

I bet China can be the best baseball team. They took out the entire world with just a bat.

When the school shooter misses you, but you gotta play it off.

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Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.