ME jokes
Sometimes when I think I'm ugly, I just think of my sister and it makes me feel better.
Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!
Hey, how ya doin'?
Well I'm doin' just fine, I lied, I'm DEAD inside.
Don't tell me "it's gonna be alright," I've tried, but I can't fight like this.
Hey how ya doin', I'm tired but I'm trying to fight.
I hate people that hate life.
Me at the same time: Is cutting self at night.
*hides scars* *acts like I'm fine* hehe
Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?
Memes
Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: I'll fall with you.
Haha, the joke is me.
Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!
Me: I will f**k ur mom.
Orphan: I don't have one.
Me: ......
Jesus saved me from eternal fate, but I didn't want to get saved. I was about to fight Satan on Final Destination before facing and kicking God's ass.
Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
Me: Knock knock.
My Grandma: Who’s there?
Me: Interrupting cow.
My Grandma: Interrupting c-
[Dies from heart attack]
This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.
Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.
Once when I was 6, I had a massive crush on a girl in my grade. She liked me too, and we kissed under a tree.
Next day, same spot, but now she's pregnant. That stupid dad stole my girl!
School Bully: How's your girlfriend? Oh wait, you don't have any!
Me: How's your parents? Oh wait, you don't have any! *Continues to burn down orphanage*
I was wondering why the tennis ball was getting bigger 🤔
Then it hit me 🤧😂
Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.
Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!