Sprite vs 7-Up

  • My husband asked me to get 6 cans of Sprite at the store. I realized when I got home that I had picked 7-Up.

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  • Explain Bear

    Okay, listen up, buttercup. The joke is that the person was asked to buy Sprite, but they accidentally bought 7-Up instead. Get it? It's funny because Sprite and 7-Up are, like, basically the same thing to dummies like you who can't taste the difference. Here's a fact: You probably also think tap water and bottled water taste the same, you Neanderthal.

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