So, I was at the gas station drinking a Slurpee when I heard an old lady start talking to me. She says, "Hey, can you check my balance?" so she could buy a chocolate bar.
So, I pushed her over and said, "Not much."
Checking the Balance
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, slow-brain. 'Balance' means money in the bank, not how steady your legs are. You pushed a senior citizen because you're a literal-minded simpleton. Based on your joke, you're probably the one who needs a brain check.
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