Patrick Star Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

Condom

1,648 views · Anonymous · 8 years ago

Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.

Stereotype

266 views · ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ · 1 year ago

What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?

They're both yellow and can't drive.

Interaction

17 views · shaylie lol · 1 year ago

The image shows Patrick Star from Spongebob Squarepants looking distressed while sitting in front of a computer. The text reads, "Me after seeing my old conversations where I expressed myself too much."

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Meat

62 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.

They both routinely place meat in small buns.

Pedo

167 views · Deeznutzz222 · 4 years ago

What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?

Are you ready, kids?🤣

Michael Jackson

45 views · Anonymous · 4 years ago

What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"

Patrick

19 views · Chri5 · 3 years ago

Who would have guessed

The image shows a pink hand holding a fishing license. The license has a photo of Patrick Star wearing a yellow rain jacket and a green hat, while holding a purple fish. Above the image it says: 'Patrick is legally allowed to kill'. The license text is: 'FISHING LICENSE', 'First name: PATRICK', 'Last name: STAR'. The signature reads 'Patrick'.

Dentist

14 views · Jazzy💕 · 1 year ago

Like mf how tf am I supposed to talk when my mouth is wide tf open

The image shows a scene from Spongebob Squarepants. Patrick Star is holding Spongebob's mouth open, while Spongebob looks distressed. The text on top of the image reads "Nobody: The dentist: So how's life going".

Sex

23 views · Madballs · 2 years ago

The image is divided into two panels. The left panel shows Patrick Star from SpongeBob SquarePants under a large mushroom. The text reads, "When she on top and it slips out and misses on re-entry." The right panel shows the Pink Panther standing in front of a fireplace. The text reads, "When he asks you to warm up dinner."

Item

13 views · Big daddy2.0 · 3 years ago

Dident come in a package

The image shows a close-up of Patrick Star's face from Spongebob Squarepants. His eyes are wide and red, and his expression is one of disbelief. Above Patrick, it says "Me: *Returns an item* The orphanage:".

Among Us

4 views · Cocel 😮💨 · 3 years ago

A cartoon image of Patrick Star from Spongebob, dressed as a baby with a diaper and a blue beret. The image text reads: "No one: Your kid when you die in Among Us:". The background is green.

Job Application

7 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

Spongebob

11 views · Lil’ bro · 1 year ago

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A four-panel meme with Spongebob characters. The top left panel shows Spongebob holding a tray of colorful macarons. The top right panel shows Patrick Star cosplaying as Thanos. The bottom left panel shows a worried Spongebob looking at a cloud of dust. The bottom right panel shows a fish screaming with a mouthful of gold glitter.

Patrick

35 views · Lil’ bro · 5 months ago

A close-up image of Patrick Star from SpongeBob SquarePants, a pink starfish character, with a wide-open mouth showing a single buck tooth and wide, excited eyes. The background is a blurry blue.

Bro

1 view · CrackedRuby_alt · 1 year ago

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Patrick Star from SpongeBob SquarePants with a big water cooler on his head is the reaction image for the phrase "how I look at bro in the urinal when he says 'when there's rain there's thunder!' and fucking shits himself."

Avoidance

9 views · Blake · 5 months ago

crappy day under water

The meme features SpongeBob SquarePants sitting in an orange armchair with a smug expression on his face. He is holding a remote control. The top text reads "WHEN YOU GET A TEXT FROM PATRICK" and the bottom text reads "IGHT IMMA HEAD OUT".

Character

8 views · Lil’ bro · 1 year ago

Patrick Star from *Spongebob* with a surprised facial expression, mouth open, eyes wide.

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