ME jokes

Punch

    • How I Punch my Brother: Wooden Sword.

    How he is telling Dad: Diamond Sword.

    How hard my Dad is gonna punch me: Warden Punch.

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    • People

    • People: You're ugly.

    Me: Ok.

    People: I hate you.

    Me: Cool, IDC.

    People: You're annoying.

    Me: Good for me.

    People: BTS is dumb.

    Me: I'll give you 5 seconds to run!

    Shotgun

    • My teacher told me, "You have no idea how powerful this quote is." I looked at her and told her, "You don't know how powerful the shotgun in my bookbag is."

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    • ME memes

    Dad

    • Me: Hey dad, I'm in debt, my dick got cut off, I have depression, and I am suicidal!

    Dad: Hi in debt, my dick got cut off, I have depression, and I am suicidal! I'm dad!

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    • Stick

    • Kid me: I lost my stick.

    Teacher: No, you didn’t.

    Kid me: How do you know that?

    Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.

    Sex

    • Leave a like if you like sex and porn, and talk to me if you have any questions.

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    • Bus Driver

    • So little Johnny was on the bus, and the bus driver already hated him. So he started to talk to himself JUST loud enough for the bus driver to hear.

    "If my dad was a bull, and my mom was a cow, that would make me... a little bull!"

    "If my dad was a rooster, and my mom was a hen, that would make me... a little rooster!"

    And by this point, the bus driver was fed up with him, so he said:

    "Ok little Johnny, I got one for you: If your dad was a drunk, and your mom was a whore, what would that make you?"

    Little Johnny smiled and said: "A bus driver!"

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