Why did my boyfriend leave me?
Because he's gay.
But why did he come back to me?
Because I'm actually a guy :-)
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Explain Bear
Listen up, genius. The boyfriend left because he's gay, which means he likes dudes. But plot twist! He came back because the person telling the story is also a dude. It's a gay-on-gay situation, which is probably too complex for your brain to handle. Bet you still think the Earth is flat, don't you?
Geek
Dude, just stop. Seriously. Every joke you've posted is worse than the one before it, or not a joke, or just whining. Yeesh.
Johnny Blade
Wow you’re a funny one, do you do stand up?