Man jokes
How can a man make the world safer?
By having the chop.
What’s one thing a man can do that a woman can’t?
Sit down and shut up.
I saw a man trying to rape a girl. I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against both of us.
A man walks into an AA meeting and asks for a roadmap.
We gave Erik ten Hag 7-Up after Liverpool thrashed Man Utd 7-0. He said, "F**k you all!"
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One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.
Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both can’t get up without a dog.
The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.
A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died. Hahahahah!
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸
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I was in Portugal enjoying my lunch when I saw a man choking! I wanted to save him, but a local stopped me. “That’s Penandes, he always chokes when it matters most and ghosts in big games.” True enough, Penandes’ Ghost emerged from his body! Poor Penandes, may he get well soon!
What time did the man go to the dentist at? Two-thirty.
Two cannibals have just captured a man and are about to eat him, so they cook him and lay him on a table. The first cannibal says, "You start at the bottom, I start at the top," so they both chow down.
About half an hour later, the second cannibal says, "I'm having a ball!" Then the first cannibal says, "Then you're eating too fast!"
A man opened a snail farm.
He said that it is a slow-moving business.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?
Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.
Iron Man: Where are you from?
Thor: Asgard.
Iron Man: Do you mean ass guard?
There's an old lady doing gardening every year. Nothing grows. She goes to the man who lives next door. She says, "How do you get your tomatoes so big and red?" He tells her, "You show them your privates at night time." So she leaves. That night later, she goes outside and shows the garden her privates. The next day she's got zucchinis a meter long!
What did the woman say to the man?
"Stop."
What did the man do?
Keep going.
FUCK MEN IN THE ARSE