Man Jokes

Hey man, i was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.

Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent. And that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!

Elderly man: can I get a discount please, I fought in world war 2..

Cashier: sure!

Elderly man: danke

What is an Emos favourite game? Hang man!

A man walks into a bar and there is a line of people waiting to punch him. Yeah that was the punch line.

They never told us humpty was a egg. A man died then!

Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲

Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚!?️

Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮

I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go? He said “Wynaut.”

man i had a joke but it left and lever came back

If she’s old enough to breed she’s old enough for me

What happened when the man died: yes

"I work with animals" the man said to his date. his date said "I love a man who works with animals what job is it for the animal" "I am a butcher" said the man

One time their was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track a girl said excuse me can you move please I’m trying than the man stopped her sentence and said how is your t shirt so clean than she said back easy hung it up

An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him. What is his one liner? I told you to stop running or you will get tired.

A man walks into a store and orders 2 large chips. They give them to him and he says: "I ordered 2 large chips, not 100 little ones!"

Why did the man put himself on fire? To BURN Calories.

A man went to the doctors and the doctor said “what happened to you?” The man replied and said “I broke my arm in two places!” Then the doctor replied with “DON’T GO BACK TO THOSE TWO PLACES!!”