Man Jokes

what makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man? "im still standing, yeah yeah yeah" (from elton john)

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So a man finds a woman on a train track while he's on his way to a bar, and they had a lot of sex, when he gets to the bar he brags about the different sex positions they used and one of the guys says "oh did you do head" and he responded with no I couldn't find the head

I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. Then I was even sadder, because that lucky guy didn't even *need* shoes!

(not original, but I forgot the source)

What does a arubix cube and a man penis have in common? The More u play With it The Harder it Gets

What’s an orphans favourite marvel film?

Spider man Far from home

A man walks into the taxidermist with two monkeys. The taxidermist asked if he wanted them mounted. The man said, "No. Shaking hands will be fine."

What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9?

a JUMBO shrimp.

What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"

A man walked into a bar....He got seven stitches.

When I was your age, we had Wacko Jacko, not Florida Man.

James Last, the king of the LP bargain bin, died a Florida Man.

I know the voices in my head aren't real but man so they have some good ideas

What game do emo kids love the most Hang man

What did Adam say when he saw Eve?

Answer: "Wo-man!'

My dad made up that joke. #Dad jokes

Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!