A few days after her husband’s death, a widow accidentally receives an email from a man waiting for his wife in Spain. The email reads: „Dearest Wife, just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P. S. It’s really hot down here“.
Time waits for no man, time is obviously a woman.
how do you suprise a blind man by putting a plunger in the toilet
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal and one man came up with a great idea. He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary
They say one man’s trash is another man’s treasure. That’s why orphanages exist!
What goes hahaha bonk A man laughing his head off
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building? Cause they want to become super man.
MAN A: ''is google male or female''?
MAN B: ''female because it does not let you finish the sentence before making a suggestion''.
What was king tut's favorite coffee?
- De-coffin-ated
Confucius say, man who go though turn table is going to bangkok
what do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?
they blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.
A man runs into a church and shouts are there any dawarf nuns in the monsistary,the pope said no causing the man to say to his friend I told you you fucked a penguin
A person laughs everyday. "Man," they say, "I'm glad I'm not an egg, otherwise I'd just CRACK MYseLf uP!
A man was taking a young child into the woods. the young child said, "mister it's getting dark and I'm scared." the man replied with "how do you think I feel." "I have to go back alone."
How did the Scottish man find the sheep in the tall grass? satisfying
A man puts in ten jokes into a joke contest. He hopes that at least one will. Sadly, no pun InTenDid.
A rapist walks into a school and asks if they had 5 year olds in the school and the teacher replies "are you that same person who took Jimmy?" the man replies "yes" and the teacher says "Take susie too she's being a little bitch."
i once asked a sketchy man at a bar for some relationship advice. He simply replied, "theyre all dead hookers ince theyre in the trunk."
A german soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, "What happened?" and the soldier replies, "Hail hit her." (say the joke aloud and it will make more sense)
