Spaceman jokes

What do you call a spaceman’s willy?

A Shuttlecock!

What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate?

A Mars bar!

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

Park in it, man!

Why was the astronaut washing her hands?

She was getting ready to eat launch.

Earlier that day...

Mars: Okay Venus, you need to stop with the puns.

Mission on space.

Mars: Moon? You okay?

Moon:...

Mars: Moon come on! Stop spacing out!

*Venus and Moon giving her the smirk*

What does an astronaut call his ex from space?

SpaceX.

I like touching things that have been in space. I was super excited when I got to meet an astronaut.