Spaceman jokes
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock!
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What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man!
What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate?
A Mars bar!
What is money called in space?
Star bucks.
Why was the astronaut washing her hands?
She was getting ready to eat launch.
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NASA found water on Mars.
Mars - 1
Africa - 0
Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.