Man jokes
Cop: "I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia."
Man: "Wait! I can explain everything!"
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”
A man walks into a bar "Why am I so bad at Limbo?"
What did the man say to the deaf kid? He said...
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
Memes
Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?
No, I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes.
Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?
It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
Hey dude, can you spell IHOP?
Sure, man. I. H. O. P.
Wait, you ate my pee!!!
An emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book. She said no because you won't bring it back.
My last 15 minutes as a 23 y/o!!
It's not my birthday, but a scary-looking man with a crowbar just broke into my house.
Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?
Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.
Why is Jesus in pieces?
Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.
I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.
Neil before me.
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
Man: How do you prepare your chicken?
Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.
Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?
A dick.