Man jokes
Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
Man: *steals drink*
Boy: bro😭😭
Man: Why are u crying over a drink?
Boy: That had drugs.
Man: ....
Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for €500.
The first replied: "For 500€? Of course!"
The second said: "I'd do it for free!"
The third replied: "I would even give her 200€!"
The fourth replied: "With my ex? Never!"
Why are people in Japan so thin?
Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
What's the difference between women and men?
Men have rights.
Memes
Cop: "I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia."
Man: "Wait! I can explain everything!"
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”
A man walks into a bar "Why am I so bad at Limbo?"
What did the man say to the deaf kid? He said...
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?
No, I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes.
Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?
It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
Hey dude, can you spell IHOP?
Sure, man. I. H. O. P.
Wait, you ate my pee!!!
An emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book. She said no because you won't bring it back.
My last 15 minutes as a 23 y/o!!
It's not my birthday, but a scary-looking man with a crowbar just broke into my house.
Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?
Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.
Why is Jesus in pieces?
Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.
I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.
Neil before me.
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.