What is the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out.
A man sacrificed children who played Roblox so when someone knocked on the door, they said "An administrator has banned you from heaven"
There was a man named, Matt, that went to the church to confess one of his most recent sins. He told the priest, I am here to tell you my sins. He was all for it and said go ahead.
Matt, "Father, Last night I almost cheated on my wife"
Priest, "how so?"
Matt, "We were together naked, but we didn't do anything just rubbed each other, that's all"
Priest, " RUBBING TOGETHER IS THE SAME THING AS PUTTING IT IN! for your sins you must never see that woman again and put $50 in the donation box"
Matt, "okay i promise not to see her again"
Then Matt walks out the door
Priest, "Hey I saw you! you didn't put any money in the donation box!!"
Matt, "Yes I did, I took the money and rubbed it against the box because you said rubbing it is the same thing as putting it in"
a man had 10 dead and blooduy babys in middle of his livingroom. The police suddenly knocked on his door. What is the hardest to hide?
-boner.
#babyjokes
there was a man in a wheelchair and he got knocked out in front of a bus he had a wheelie good life.
Man: how tall is a penguin?
Bartender: about three foot why?
Man: o shit the Bible bashing nuns I fucking hit one
Poor car
A man in Saudi Arabia was caught stealing hand sanitiser. The silver lining for him is that he will not need hand sanitiser anymore
I was speaking to a deaf Asian man I said hi he said wha yiu sa
What would a man say to flirt with a woman that has a big butt? You are so butty – ful!
Have you heard about the blind man who saw the accident and the death man who heard it
Q:What did the man say after removing another mans hat?A:He was decapitated
man says "what's Ligma" woman says"Ligma balls" baby says :nothing she transgender.
Stephen Hawking was an unfaithful man.. he had an affair with Alexa.
The doctor says "your wife is PREGNENT" the man says that he used a condom and the doctor says "ya but I didn't
I was in a public bathroom in a handicap stall and when I got out a handicap man told me that I was an a**hole and I told him “bet you won’t stand up and say that to my face” and hen he broke down.
So a blind guy is sitting on a park bench his seeing eye dog right beside him. Suddenly his seeing eye dog cocks his leg and pisses all over the blind guys leg. So the blind guy gives the dog a treat. A man taking a walk saw the entire thing and said to the blind man. That is the most charitable thing I’ve ever seen, your dog deliberately pissed on you and here you are giving him a dog biscuit. The blind man says Oh it’s not what you think I’m just trying to find his head so I can kick him in the Ass.
I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help. Later that week I ran into them on the dance floor, one of them asked me if I wanted to dance I told her no, the other asked me if I knew what was cracking, I calmly said the floor.
"What do you give a man that has everything? Penicillin."
"I work with animals," the guy says to his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I like a man who loves animals. Where do you work?" "I'm a butcher," he says.
Why did the man miss the funeral? He wasn’t a mourning person.
