Cardboard box jokes

I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes.

The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.

I saw a beautiful homeless girl and asked if I could take her out on a date. She politely accepted and enjoyed herself. Soon after, I asked if I could take her home, she smiled and nodded her head. Her smile disappeared when she saw me running away with her cardboard box.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.

Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.