Cardboard box

Cardboard Box Jokes

Woman

I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes.

The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.

Homeless

I saw a beautiful homeless girl and asked if I could take her out on a date. She politely accepted and enjoyed herself. Soon after, I asked if I could take her home, she smiled and nodded her head. Her smile disappeared when she saw me running away with her cardboard box.

Momma

Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.

Mama

Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.