Cardboard box jokes

Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.

Why can't a homeless person be seen around your wife?

Because she'll ask for her cardboard box! Ahahah.

I saw a beautiful homeless girl and asked if I could take her out on a date. She politely accepted and enjoyed herself. Soon after, I asked if I could take her home, she smiled and nodded her head. Her smile disappeared when she saw me running away with her cardboard box.

I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes.

The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What is the difference between a man and a woman packing boxes?

The man says, "I have everything I need."

The woman says, "I love everything I have."

If your wife has boxes and boxes ending up at your front door from her online shopping habit, tell her that you’ve only had one box through the marriage and that she should be happy.

Can a box match? No, but a tin can.

Wanna play dolls?

I can be Ken, and you can be the box I come in.

Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.