Cardboard box jokes

I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes.

The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.

I saw a beautiful homeless girl and asked if I could take her out on a date. She politely accepted and enjoyed herself. Soon after, I asked if I could take her home, she smiled and nodded her head. Her smile disappeared when she saw me running away with her cardboard box.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.

Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.

Why can't a homeless person be seen around your wife?

Because she'll ask for her cardboard box! Ahahah.

Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.

Why doesn't Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box!

Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?

Weird Kid: Magazines.

Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?

Ken came in another box.