*God creates dog* God: "You are man's best friend"
Dog: "That's pretty sexist"
God: "No, man as in- You know what, FUCK IT! You can't speak"
Dog: "....."
God: "And chocolate kills you!"
Dog: "🐶"
What did the blind man say the first time he touched sandpaper?
“What in the world did I just read?”
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes, immortality, or love Man: I wish not to die a virgin Genie: I just said no wishing for immortality
“The naked man fears no pickpocket” -Sun Tzu, The Art of War
How man babies does it take to paint a house, depends how hard you throw them
hitler was a good man because after all he did kill hitler
What did the talking rope say to the man? Just hang in there
I like Christmas. It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys. :) yaaaaay 😁
what's a cannibals' favorite snack?
men toes!😂🤣
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said,’ Hey man, boing, are you sentient too?’ The other one said, “I’m sapient, you are sentient!!” BOINGZINGA!!!?
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror
what's the worst thing to happen to a japanese person in ww2...being drafted as a kamikaze pilot or existing with a fat man or little boy
is that a person over there Na its jesus
man: hi doc, i have a problem. i take a shit at 6:00am every morning. doc: whats wrong with that. man: i dont wake up until 8:00am
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls. Man: Ouch
Their once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he worte with the other hand. He got left behind
Who is older than twin towers?billy bob the 1th,he was older than the twin towers he was born 3 minutes before the twin towers and still alive today
What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot A man will actually look for the golf ball
