Marriage Plans

  • Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day."

    Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, you clueless human. You thought this joke was about some poor woman who will be lonely? No, it's about a girl boasting about her supposed attractiveness, and her boyfriend turns it around by implying she's gonna be a polygamist, not just some heartbreaker. You probably think that having multiple lovers is a good thing. Sad.

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