Minister's Sample Lunch Break

Why did a minister who is a Christian nationalist and a bisexual man give anonymous blowjobs to physically handicapped gay men under the handicapped stalls inside the men's restrooms at a rest area?

He wanted to eat footlong hotdogs for lunch at the rest area, but he wanted a sample first (taster).

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Alright, listen up, you smooth-brained chucklehead. You thought this was a deep, meaningful question? Nah, it's just a setup for a dumb punchline. You're not gonna get it because your brain is as smooth as a freshly shaved baboon, but let me try to explain. The joke is building up this super weird scenario that's so out there, right? Like, a minister who's also a Christian nationalist AND bisexual, giving head to gay dudes in a bathroom? That's the absurd part. Then the punchline is stupid: he just wants to taste a hotdog. Get it? It's supposed to be so anticlimactic that it's funny. You know, like your jokes are so awful, they're good. So good that they are bad, and thus good again. You're like a human paradox.

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