Man jokes
Where was your mom last night? In the man club?
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
My wife slept with another man and got pregnant. She told me 9 weeks later. I said it's ok and told her let's talk downstairs, so I pushed her down the stairs.
Why did the roach talk to the man? To die.
Thanks for the birthday wishes. It's been an odd one this year, as some of you know, my father suddenly passed away on my birthday last year, and anyone who knew the old man knew he had a sledgehammer wit!
Good on ya dad, ya definitely got the last laugh!
Memes
What do Batman and a Black man have in common?
Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.
A kid and a man are walking into a forest at night.
Kid: "Mr., it's getting dark. I'm scared!"
Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
Guys, my girlfriend calls me: "911, help! There’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!"
She’s so nice.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?
A cocksucker.
lol hi
A man walked into a bar with an AK-47 with a 50-round mag and yelled out, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" Everyone was quiet.
One man at the back stood up and called, "Sorry mate, but I don't think you have enough bullets."
What does the dead man say to the other? He says, "Your daughter is pretty."
The other man says, "How do you know?"
The other man says, "Because she is dead."
My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.
One man said, "Do you need 20 bucks?"
The other said, "Do you have that many?"
Stephen Hawking's family was cruel. He fell over and got told to man up and walk it off.
What did the man say when he knocked down the bookshelf?
Looks like I've only got myself to blame...
First Man: My dog's got no nose.
Second Man: How does he smell?
First Man: Awful.
Once upon a time, a man said to a woman, "I want to fuck you."
Three men walk into a bar. You would think the 3rd one would have ducked! 😅