Man jokes
What did the man say when he knocked down the bookshelf?
Looks like I've only got myself to blame...
First Man: My dog's got no nose.
Second Man: How does he smell?
First Man: Awful.
Yo momma is so ugly even the trash man wouldn't pick her up.
Gays: I like men.
Straight: I like women.
Bisexual: A hole is a hole.
I was being interviewed by Elon Musk. He asked, "Where are you from?" and I said Portugal. He replied, "So you are a fellow countryman of a Pen merchant whose freekick ball broke my rover on Mars. Get out!!" Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Penaldo, for costing me my dream job!
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?
Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
What do Batman and a Black man have in common?
Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.
The woman said stop, but the man kept going, so the wife just kept fucking.
Which way do gay men walk?
One Direction.
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
Where was your mom last night? In the man club?
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
If my son was a real man, I wouldn't have caught him fucking another man.
A kid and a man are walking into a forest at night.
Kid: "Mr., it's getting dark. I'm scared!"
Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
Guys, my girlfriend calls me: "911, help! There’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!"
She’s so nice.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
My wife slept with another man and got pregnant. She told me 9 weeks later. I said it's ok and told her let's talk downstairs, so I pushed her down the stairs.
One man said, "Do you need 20 bucks?"
The other said, "Do you have that many?"