Man jokes
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
Sailors are coming onto the boardwalk and are met by Colonel Sanders. He asks them, "What is your occupation?" They respond, "We are seamen." So he says, "Well, you better wash up 'cause I'm finger lickin' good!"
Three men walk into a bar. You would think the 3rd one would have ducked! 😅
My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?
Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.
I was being interviewed by Elon Musk. He asked, "Where are you from?" and I said Portugal. He replied, "So you are a fellow countryman of a Pen merchant whose freekick ball broke my rover on Mars. Get out!!" Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Penaldo, for costing me my dream job!
Where was your mom last night? In the man club?
If my son was a real man, I wouldn't have caught him fucking another man.
What do Batman and a Black man have in common?
Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
My wife slept with another man and got pregnant. She told me 9 weeks later. I said it's ok and told her let's talk downstairs, so I pushed her down the stairs.
Which way do gay men walk?
One Direction.
The woman said stop, but the man kept going, so the wife just kept fucking.
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
A kid and a man are walking into a forest at night.
Kid: "Mr., it's getting dark. I'm scared!"
Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
Guys, my girlfriend calls me: "911, help! There’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!"
She’s so nice.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?
A cocksucker.
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