Man jokes
Man: Could you hold this for me?
Kid: Ok mister! I love playing with a pew pew! Pow! Pew! Pew! Bang! *GUNSHOT*
Man: Dammit, now who am I gonna put in the van?!
A man walks into a bar and orders a stiff drink. I gave him a glass of ice.
What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?
Palestinian masseur.
Why did Jeffrey Dahmer only date black men?
Nutella!
Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.
That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.
Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.
What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women?
A strong man’s biceps.
Q: What do men and math tests have in common?
A: They get cheated on.
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
A man was reported stealing a bar of soap from a corner store. The police concluded that he made a clean getaway.
A man lost his left arm.
He's all right now.
What do you call a policeman/farmer?
A farmer in blue!
I saw a man today wearing a t-shirt that said "I'm with stupid."
I told him, "You know, that's not very nice."
He looked at me and said, "I'm with stupid, too."
Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He got 12 months.
Worst joke ever.
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
What would you call a gay man's couch? A Homo Sectional.
A man takes his dog out and steps in shit. He exclaims "WHAT THE DEUCE!"
Why is the fat man roping himself to the side of a mountain?
So he doesn't roll back down!
Being gay is the most masculine thing that is possible because only men can be gay.
Young man: "Very good money, and how about the name of the stupid young man again?"
Friend: "Dagobert Duck."
Young man: "Ah, I remember. He was the American useless."
Friend: "Ah, you mean Donald Trump?"
Young man: "Yes, just like that! I know exactly how the guy managed to become president. Hahaha!!!"