Man jokes
Once upon a time, a man said to a woman, "I want to fuck you."
What do you get when you cross a cow and the Kool-Aid Man? Donald Trump, cuz of his red face and juicy tits.
A doctor walks into the room and tells his patient, "I have some bad news for you. You really have to stop masturbating."
The man looks aghast and says, "Oh my God, doc, why?!"
The doctor replies, "I'm trying to examine you."
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
The duck walked up to the lemonade stand.
And he said to the man Running the stand, "Hey! Bomp bomp bomp Got any grapes?"
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
What does the dead man say to the other? He says, "Your daughter is pretty."
The other man says, "How do you know?"
The other man says, "Because she is dead."
A man walked into a fleshlight and died.
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
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A fat man meets a skinny man.
The fat man tells the skinny man: "When people look at you, they think the world's starving to death."
And the skinny man responds: "When they look at you, they know why."
Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?
Because he always makes spider-sense.
Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny.
To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.
What did the pornstar say to the unemployed homeless man?
Get a fucking job.
I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.
I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.
Why does fireman wear red suspenders?
To hold his pants up.
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.