Man jokes

I support men.

Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.

My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.

Meant to say my friend's nan, not man.

What did the dinosaur say to the man?

It didn’t, they're dead.

Two Chinese men walk into a bar.

"Owwwwwwwwwww," they say instead of "ouch."

Would you rather have a menstrual period with horrible cramps for 200 days straight (including men)?

Or eat 10 lbs of dog s**t every day for 100 days?

What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.

A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.

The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."

"You should tell your parents," I replied back.

The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.

Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted!

Boys eat Frito Bandito, but men eat Guido Bandito.

A man walks into a library and asks for books about paranoia.

The librarian whispers, "They're right behind you!"

Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.

He entered (kindergarten) class. The teacher said, "Luce, start for us and say the alphabet." He said, "A B C D E F G H I J K *just kidding* L M N O." Laugh my nose off. The teacher said, "Go to the office right now, young man!" I don't understand, he just said jokes to the teacher, lmao :D

Okay, okay, so one day I was on the way home, and this kid said, "Man, I could kick your butt." Five seconds later, I kicked his butt.

Hey woah man, and Alya how are you guys? Oh and hbu jk master? How is life right now? Is it hard? You wanna talk?

Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!

Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.

What would you call a gay man's couch? A Homo Sectional.

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Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.