Man jokes
So a woman walked into a bar. There was a man. She went up to him and said, "You're cute." He said, "Yeah, and you don't deserve equal rights."
I saw a poor man and I gave him money, and he said, "Nope, I don't need money." So I gave him money, and he punched me for no reason.
Why do men lick girls' boobs in sex?
'Cause they are just boys.
My grandad killed Hitler. He was such a great man!
Man's got that big bati, you know.
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A black man walked into a bar. Another guy invited him over for a drink. They spent the rest of the night drinking and having a good time.
What's an old man's favorite food?
Wrinkled onions.
Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"
The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"
The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"
The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"
Man in boxers leads policeman on brief chase.
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
Sike, I lied. I like big black men.
One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.
What say the child to the man? Shalom.
Man come later give the child: "Here, what you asked for!"
Child: "No, sir! I say Shabbat Shalom. I not ask for salmon!"
Man: "It may be the coin in me ear, hard to hear."
Boys are like minis.
Girls are like big pots.
Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.
"Does this make any cents?" a man says.
"Oh, it does make cents," me. <-- thing: Lemin"aid" <-- another joke.
One dog said to the other dog, "Man, it is hard sleeping on the floor."
The other said, "Really? I like my bed."
Why did people say a man had nothing? ... Because he was a-nonymous.
So, a guy and his brother were walking in the woods, and his brother said, "It's getting dark out here, can we go home?"
The man said, "I know, think how I will feel walking home tonight!"
I need a lovely lady to spoil. I have a big dick and a very clean house. Add me now.
Snapchat: @colin_green21
What is a pooper man called? A dentist.