Man jokes
Have you heard of the man who got all his left side chopped off?
He was all right.
My arse hole hurts like no joke, man. I just had to tell that your heads a peanut, you fucking nonce, kid, you fat fuck sack, your mum you dirty cow!
A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
What YouTube channel did Mt. Fuji subscribe to? Chrissy Man.
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
So the man asks me, "Jesus, how do you want your steak?"
So I said, "Well done, my good faithful servant, well done."
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
Why can’t trans men enjoy chocolate?
It uses Hershey pronouns.
What did the blind man say to his dog after eating dinner?
"Just ate a tasty steak!"
Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day."
Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"
What does a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?
They can both smell it, but they can’t eat it.
If my son was a real man, I wouldn't have caught him fucking another man.
A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "What, no soap?" Then he dies and she marries the barber.
There was a man in a tower, and the other man thought it was a girl, so he said, "Let down your long hair." He said, "OK, I will let my big, super long, hairy penis down for you to climb and suck." Then the other man said, "If you have such a long dick, suck it yourself. See ya, b*tch."
A guy walks into a magical forest looking to cut down a tree. The best one he can find is a magical talking tree. He holds his axe up ready to slice and begins to swing when the tree says, "Stop! I'm a magical tree. You can't cut me." "I'm a magical tree!" the man mocks, then as he goes to swing the axe he says, "You may be a magical tree... But you will dialogue!"
I asked a man for ten dollars for a cup of coffee. The man said coffee was only a quarter. I told him I was putting all my begs in one ask-it.
The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me... how dairy!
A man comes home, and the wife says, "My ex just died by getting hit by a bus." And the husband said, "I lost my job as a bus driver."
How can a gay man that is unemployed be productive in the workplace?
Give a blowjob to other gay men in the workplace for money.