In response to a buddy saying they joined a golf club:
"Jfc, you’ve gone softer than your old man’s dick after your mom suggests a romantic night in! I swear to God you’re so fucking bougie."
(Pause)
"Oh, I forgot to tell you, while you were gone I got a weird call for you... Some Jeff guy? Said something about a loan..."
"Jeff who?"
"Bezos."
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, this dude is ragging on his friend for turning into a bougie golf clubber. He's laying it on THICK about how soft his friend is. Then BAM! He hits him with the real kicker: a call from Jeff Bezos about a loan. It's funny because it implies the friend is so bougie he needs a loan from one of the richest dudes on the planet. I know you are also probably taking loans but from your mom.
