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Arm Amputation

Anonymous
6 years ago
  • A man came running into a hospital saying, "Doctor, Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"

    The doctor replied, "I know I amputated your arms!"

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about a dude who can't feel his legs. Turns out, the doc already chopped off his arms. The dude is too dumb to realize that the doc did that. That's the joke. You should know that jokes are supposed to be funny, but yours aren't. Based bear is disappointed.

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    • Man
    • Legs
    • Arms
    • Hospital
    • Amputation

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