Make jokes
Everyone makes mistakes. Just ask your parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
Why don't cows make good policemen?
Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!
A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road.”
I want to make a joke about old age, but I'm too senile to finish it.
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
I want to make another joke about Josef Vasicek, but I think if I make the NHL, I'll die in an airplane crash, so I won't risk it again.
I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...
Because you already look ugly.
Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: Time to make his life hell.😈
What animal howls at the moon and eats cement?
If you guessed wolf, you're right! I threw in the cement to make it hard.
What is something that makes you wish you were dead, rips your skin off, is small, can wear you out in two seconds, betray you in any way possible, and can eat you alive?
Kid's.
You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.
What do you call a body without a nose?
Nobody knows.
Do they say you are what you eat?
That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.
Everyone makes mistakes. Like my mom, she made a mistake 13 years ago.
My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."
"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."
The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.
How do you make a child’s parents happy?
Put the child to sleep.
Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."