Make jokes

I would make a joke about America... However, the fact it exists is a joke in itself.

I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.

You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.

What do you call a body without a nose?

Nobody knows.

I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...

Because you already look ugly.

What will make a depressed teenager happy?

A cliff.

My parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped.

If I had done "it," I would have gotten SO many apologies.

Do they say you are what you eat?

That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.

Everyone makes mistakes. Like my mom, she made a mistake 13 years ago.

What animal howls at the moon and eats cement?

If you guessed wolf, you're right! I threw in the cement to make it hard.

What is something that makes you wish you were dead, rips your skin off, is small, can wear you out in two seconds, betray you in any way possible, and can eat you alive?

Kid's.

Why are you guys making fun of priests?

Because you have a suga daddy already.

If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.

The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.

My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."

Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*

No one:

Literally no one:

Me: Time to make his life hell.😈

How do you make Prince Andrew sad? You tell him you're over 16.

I make elevating music; you make elevator music.

I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.

The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.