Make jokes

Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!

Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.

Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.

Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.

Amber: Fine!!!!!

Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.

"Hump a vow, it makes a cow."

Kid: I want to be like Batman.

Genie: I can make arrangements. The kid comes home, both of his parents are dead.

Genie: I told you.

Kid: .............................................

My name is Devonair.

When I get a haircut, it's always bald.

Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."

My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*

I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.

And to the parents of the lost boy named Timmy, we have found him, and now is your chance to make your escape. He really is a little shit, isn't he?

What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)

A stupid dolphin makes an annoying noise.

The dolphin did it on porpoise.

Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!

I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.

If two people who have the clap sleep together, did they make an applause?

I saw Simba walking slowly.

I told him "Mufasa!"

I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.

How can you make a orphans hand bleed?

Real them to clap until there parent come home.

I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.

Q: What does a special ed student do when he wants to buy his first car?

A: Makes a Down payment.

I started a company making coffins. The slogan? 'We're dying to meet you.'

I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.

Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!