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What's the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
The face you make when you nail them.
Let’s try and make this joke the most liked and commented on this website. (Ps, you may need to say it out loud to get it.)
I went to a zoo and there were no people and there was one dog. It was a shih tzu.
Why do nuns go around in pairs?
So one nun makes sure the other nun doesn't get none!
So what is the difference between a real doctor and a doctor of philosophy?
One cures the sick and the other makes them sick!
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Ugh, ugh, ugh!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?
Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!
Where can a male and female rabbit make love at? The rabbit house or the rabbit hole?
I rub lipstick on my forehead to make up my mind.
Why did the booty get a job?
To make ends meet!
What makes you guys high?
I get high when I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
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This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able to play the first person who played it.
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?
He didn't have the heart to put into it.
Today I saw my son lick out a tub of butter. I told him to make a sandwich without butter for a week (as a punishment). He said, "Okay," and licked the bread. "It's really easy to spread," he said. LOL!
Stephen Hawking couldn't make it to Heaven because there were stairs, so he rolled down to Hell.
Why do Catholic priests make the best cocksuckers for gay and bisexual men that are members of the Catholic Church?
Because there are glory holes inside of the confessional booths.
My Countryhumans OC, Sahara, is the daughter of France and Soviet. When people ask why, I tell them it was the gendersnapped version of my parents making me. France (my dad) was drunk and Soviet (my mom) was being horny. Then they judge me, so I judge them with a knife to the chest 47 times.