What is something that makes you wish you were dead, rips your skin off, is small, can wear you out in two seconds, betray you in any way possible, and can eat you alive?
Kid's.
The Nightmare
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about them pesky kids. They're small, annoying, and can drain your life faster than a vampire at a blood drive. Plus, they will betray you for candy. You should know since you write jokes like that.