Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, smoothbrain. This joke is playing on the double meaning of "home." Orphans don't have a home, and in baseball, you need to get to home base to score. It's funny because it's sad, and you probably didn't get it because your IQ is lower than your shoe size. Maybe stick to watching paint dry, it's more your speed.
Gabe
Lol