Why don't cows make good policemen?
Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!
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Explain Bear
Listen here, buttercup. The joke is a pun. "Stakeout" is a police term for surveillance, but "steak" is also a cut of beef. Cows don't want anything to do with steak because it's made of them!