Make jokes
Me: You have pretty eyes.
Her: Thank you.
Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
What sandwich spread makes people itch?
Flea-nut butter.
I want to make a joke about old age, but I'm too senile to finish it.
Why are you guys making fun of priests?
Because you have a suga daddy already.
Memes
What will make a depressed teenager happy?
A cliff.
Do they say you are what you eat?
That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.
Everyone makes mistakes. Like my mom, she made a mistake 13 years ago.
If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
My parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped.
If I had done "it," I would have gotten SO many apologies.
My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."
Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: Time to make his life hell.😈
You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.
What do you call a body without a nose?
Nobody knows.
I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...
Because you already look ugly.
What animal howls at the moon and eats cement?
If you guessed wolf, you're right! I threw in the cement to make it hard.
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
How do you make Prince Andrew sad? You tell him you're over 16.
I make elevating music; you make elevator music.