Make

Make jokes

Vegan

I had a party the other day. I made sure there were vegan options. They make do or fuck off.

Sex

My boyfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of his Honda Civic, but I refused. If I’m going to have sex, it’s going to be on my own Accord.

Memes

Fight

I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.

Orphan

How can you make a orphans hand bleed?

Real them to clap until there parent come home.

Ice

I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.

Clap

If two people who have the clap sleep together, did they make an applause?

Movie

I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.

Relationship

Angelina Jolie was married to Brad Pitt...

Does that make her a "Brad Nailer", and him a "Jolie Jumper"?

Boy

My boy is so distracted and the kids are doing great. I will be make $500000.

Mama

Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.

Road

To make tea, road, road, road, road.

Case.

The space of space, Der der.

The chosen week was chosen.

Object.

Der mezzer lakes.

Make

What’s the difference between anal and oral sex? Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak.

Make

What did the mad penis say to the vagina? “Don’t make me come in there!”