Make jokes

I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.

If two people who have the clap sleep together, did they make an applause?

If you're cleaning a vacuum cleaner, does that make you the vacuum cleaner?

I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.

If water makes you laugh, then jokes make you pee.

I saw Simba walking slowly.

I told him "Mufasa!"

Angelina Jolie was married to Brad Pitt...

Does that make her a "Brad Nailer", and him a "Jolie Jumper"?

My boy is so distracted and the kids are doing great. I will be make $500000.

Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.

I was lying on the living room carpet the other day with my girlfriend on top of me in wings and a tutu, making out.

I called her the Fallen Angel.

To make tea, road, road, road, road.

Case.

The space of space, Der der.

The chosen week was chosen.

Object.

Der mezzer lakes.

Welcome to Alex's orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em.

What’s the difference between anal and oral sex? Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak.

What did the mad penis say to the vagina? “Don’t make me come in there!”

Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?

Because they always drop the beet!

Why did the rapper go to the bank?

To make some cash flows.

If I agreed with Leo, then that wouldn’t solve anything. It would just make BOTH of us dumb.

Why did the rapper open a bakery?

Because he wanted to make dough.

How does a rapper make tea?

He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.

I started a company making coffins. The slogan? 'We're dying to meet you.'