Make jokes
Some guy: making a sandwich.
Me: *rages* to put the ham in!
I had a party the other day. I made sure there were vegan options. They make do or fuck off.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.
My boyfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of his Honda Civic, but I refused. If I’m going to have sex, it’s going to be on my own Accord.
Just watched an upsetting video. Please retweet. #Stop The Make-A-Wish Foundation.
Memes
I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.
How can you make a orphans hand bleed?
Real them to clap until there parent come home.
I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.
If two people who have the clap sleep together, did they make an applause?
If you're cleaning a vacuum cleaner, does that make you the vacuum cleaner?
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
If water makes you laugh, then jokes make you pee.
I saw Simba walking slowly.
I told him "Mufasa!"
Angelina Jolie was married to Brad Pitt...
Does that make her a "Brad Nailer", and him a "Jolie Jumper"?
My boy is so distracted and the kids are doing great. I will be make $500000.
Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.
To make tea, road, road, road, road.
Case.
The space of space, Der der.
The chosen week was chosen.
Object.
Der mezzer lakes.
Welcome to Alex's orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em.
What’s the difference between anal and oral sex? Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak.
What did the mad penis say to the vagina? “Don’t make me come in there!”