Make jokes

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If two people who have the clap sleep together, did they make an applause?

I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.

I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.

A stupid dolphin makes an annoying noise.

The dolphin did it on porpoise.

If something doesn't make sense to an Eskimo... is it counterINUITive?

What did the mad penis say to the vagina? “Don’t make me come in there!”

What’s the difference between anal and oral sex?

Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak.

When you accidentally make your joke too dirty and get in shit from Explain Bear.

I started a company making coffins. The slogan? 'We're dying to meet you.'

I was lying on the living room carpet the other day with my girlfriend on top of me in wings and a tutu, making out.

I called her the Fallen Angel.

When you are trying to write a speech about Columbus, don't make a joke that he was on a seafood diet because the audience might think you and Columbus were fat. You know, 'see food, eat everything.'

Huggy's so fat, Playtime Co. had to make him a monument of fatness.

What do you call a singer who can't make a song?

Taylor Swift.

Julius Caesar & Tork Poettschke at the doctor's office:

"The doctor has now sent me the bill."

"Make him aware of his duty of confidentiality!"

Comedy is so woke these days. You can't make fun of any disadvantaged group.

Except people with Alzheimer's. They'll just forget you made the joke in five minutes anyway.

How do you make an idiot say how?

Wordle be like (pt3)

Any future Wordle jokes I'll just put into one mega comp.

STUCK 💛🩶🩶🩶💛

FOLKS 🩶🩶🩶💛💚

MAKES 🩶🩶💚💚💚

YIKES 💛🩶💚💚💚

To make tea, road, road, road, road.

Case.

The space of space, Der der.

The chosen week was chosen.

Object.

Der mezzer lakes.

What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"