Make jokes
I want to make a joke about old age, but I'm too senile to finish it.
I want to make another joke about Josef Vasicek, but I think if I make the NHL, I'll die in an airplane crash, so I won't risk it again.
Why don't cows make good policemen?
Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!
A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road.”
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
Memes
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
Me: You have pretty eyes.
Her: Thank you.
Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
Please don't make a joke about me; I'm just a human.
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
It must be tiring to put makeup on two faces.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
Make like your hairline and scram!
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.
Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!