Make jokes

When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.

If something doesn't make sense to an Eskimo... is it counterINUITive?

If you're cleaning a vacuum cleaner, does that make you the vacuum cleaner?

If water makes you laugh, then jokes make you pee.

I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.

Just watched an upsetting video. Please retweet. #Stop The Make-A-Wish Foundation.

Angelina Jolie was married to Brad Pitt...

Does that make her a "Brad Nailer", and him a "Jolie Jumper"?

What will make a depressed teenager happy?

A cliff.

Why are you guys making fun of priests?

Because you have a suga daddy already.

My parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped.

If I had done "it," I would have gotten SO many apologies.

If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.

What sandwich spread makes people itch?

Flea-nut butter.

My boy is so distracted and the kids are doing great. I will be make $500000.

I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.

How do you make Prince Andrew sad? You tell him you're over 16.

I make elevating music; you make elevator music.

I would make a joke about America... However, the fact it exists is a joke in itself.

What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?

He drops the Mike.

What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?

They both got them big parts.

The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.