Make jokes
If you make a joke about me, I'll tell my mom.
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!
Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.
A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.
What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.
Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
I'd make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. I know y'all have too thick of a crust to get it!
My boyfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of his Honda Civic, but I refused. If I’m going to have sex, it’s going to be on my own Accord.
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
One day my mom told me not to be an actor. I said, "But mommy, I will make a lot of money!"
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?
He drops the Mike.
Me: You have pretty eyes.
Her: Thank you.
Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.