The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.
Lasagna Snobbery
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Listen here, smarty pants. This dude made a lasagna, right? But he's being stingy and won't share it with everyone. Why? Because apparently, this person stinks up the place like a mix of "CatDog" (that old cartoon) and a donkey's rear. So basically, they're saying they stink and that's why they ain't gettin' any lasagna. And you are stupid.