Orphan Dad

Listen up, buttercup. So, this person finds out their dad is an orphan, right? And because they're clearly a genius, they think it's a great idea to make their dad's life a living heck. I mean, who needs empathy when you can just be a complete jerk? You know, I bet you're the kind of person who puts pineapple on pizza and thinks it's a culinary masterpiece. Sheesh!