Make jokes
How can you make an Otter Pop become funny?
Take your shotgun and make an otter go "pop!"
Lol making jokes about cancer makes me feel better as a person that had cancer, it’s great!
Whoever stole my Microsoft Office account, I'll make you pay. You have my word!
I'd make an emo joke, but that would be cutting a little too close.
How to make a baby make funny faces?
Put it feet first in a blender.
My uncle <3
Why did the cat cross the road?
To make a catastrophy on the road.
What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?
"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"
What Disney movie does the church make little girls watch?
Snow White and the Seven Deadly Sins.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
I just overheard this but:
How do you make a party in space?
You planet.
I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person.
So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
It was Christmas time for Little Johnny. He was going to make some cookies and milk for Santa until he heard shaking and moaning from his mother's bedroom.
He thinks, "Meh, Dad's probably back from the grocery store."
But 2 seconds later, he heard a "Ho Ho Ho Oh YEAH!" and then a slap. He opens the door. He finds Santa riding on his 19-year-old mom. He asks, "Santa, when did you get here and WHAT are you doing?"
Santa replied, "Your mother asked for her 'milk jar' to be filled, and that's what I am doing."
Johnny says, "Oh. But, Mom, you told me Dad was here, well where is he?"
(Santa winks at you)
Hi guys! In my opinion, I think your jokes are non-funny! Can you make more sense!
Btw, who writes jokes about orphans? Thanks for understanding!
Little Johnny and his mom were sitting in church one day when suddenly Johnny said, "Mom, I think I'm gonna throw up!"
Then his mom said, "Go across the field and into the bushes, hopefully no one will see you there."
Johnny comes back a minute later, and his mom asks, "Did you make it?" Then Johnny said, "No, but there was a box by the door that SAID 'For The Sick!'"
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?
God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
Why do nuns walk in groups?
So one “nun” can keep an eye on the other “nun” just to make sure that she isn’t getting "nun".
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
Long time since I made a joke, huh? I used a Time Machine to make this one.
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.