Make jokes
Why would you make jokes about birth control?
It's a great labour-saving invention.
What makes my life so unfair?
You invading it for no apparent reason.
How many racist jokes am I allowed to make?
None.
Because I don't make jokes.
How do you make an idiot say how?
Who is the Hamburglar's perverted cousin?
The Turdburglar.
You really do not want to see the mess these two make of the washrooms in a fast food joint.
You're so boring that you make war veterans die quicker, and yet they're still on life support.
Why are dildos like a ratcheting wrench? They both make lots of noise and get their job done.
Comedy is so woke these days. You can't make fun of any disadvantaged group.
Except people with Alzheimer's. They'll just forget you made the joke in five minutes anyway.
When you are trying to write a speech about Columbus, don't make a joke that he was on a seafood diet because the audience might think you and Columbus were fat. You know, 'see food, eat everything.'
Huggy's so fat, Playtime Co. had to make him a monument of fatness.
Wordle be like (pt3)
Any future Wordle jokes I'll just put into one mega comp.
STUCK 💛🩶🩶🩶💛
FOLKS 🩶🩶🩶💛💚
MAKES 🩶🩶💚💚💚
YIKES 💛🩶💚💚💚
A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.
Some guy: making a sandwich.
Me: *rages* to put the ham in!
Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.
You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.
What did Warner Brothers get for making that horrible Joker sequel?
They got what they fucking deserved!!!!!!!!
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
Welcome to Alex's orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em.
The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.
It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.