Make jokes
Make like your hairline and scram!
You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!
If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?
The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
If you make a joke about me, I'll tell my mom.
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Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.
When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
My parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped.
If I had done "it," I would have gotten SO many apologies.
I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...
Because you already look ugly.
What do you call a body without a nose?
Nobody knows.
Why are you guys making fun of priests?
Because you have a suga daddy already.
What animal howls at the moon and eats cement?
If you guessed wolf, you're right! I threw in the cement to make it hard.
Everyone makes mistakes. Like my mom, she made a mistake 13 years ago.
You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.
If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.
Do they say you are what you eat?
That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.
What is something that makes you wish you were dead, rips your skin off, is small, can wear you out in two seconds, betray you in any way possible, and can eat you alive?
Kid's.