Make jokes

Why did the rapper open a bakery?

Because he wanted to make dough.

Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?

Because they always drop the beet!

Why did the rapper go to the bank?

To make some cash flows.

How does a rapper make tea?

He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.

If I agreed with Leo, then that wouldn’t solve anything. It would just make BOTH of us dumb.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your laughter's melody, Makes my world anew.

How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"

How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"

What did Warner Brothers get for making that horrible Joker sequel?

They got what they fucking deserved!!!!!!!!

Welcome to Alex's orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em.

If something doesn't make sense to an Eskimo... is it counterINUITive?

A stupid dolphin makes an annoying noise.

The dolphin did it on porpoise.

I saw Simba walking slowly.

I told him "Mufasa!"

If you're cleaning a vacuum cleaner, does that make you the vacuum cleaner?

How can you make a orphans hand bleed?

Real them to clap until there parent come home.

If water makes you laugh, then jokes make you pee.

I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.

I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.

I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.

Angelina Jolie was married to Brad Pitt...

Does that make her a "Brad Nailer", and him a "Jolie Jumper"?

My boy is so distracted and the kids are doing great. I will be make $500000.