Make jokes

Why can you never trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.

Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!

Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.

Welcome to Alex's orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em.

I'd make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. I know y'all have too thick of a crust to get it!

A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.

What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.

Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!

If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?

The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.

If you make a joke about me, I'll tell my mom.

Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?

Because they have no home to go to.

Your hairline is so far back it makes me look like Shaq O'Neal.

It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.

We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!

I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.

What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!

Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!

Making a comforting breakfast.

But you have a knife.

You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.