Make jokes

Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!

Making a comforting breakfast.

But you have a knife.

You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.

The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.

I want to make another joke about Josef Vasicek, but I think if I make the NHL, I'll die in an airplane crash, so I won't risk it again.

Why don't cows make good policemen?

Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!

A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road.”

Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."

How do you make a child’s parents happy?

Put the child to sleep.

Everyone makes mistakes. Just ask your parents.

Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.

Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.

Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.

Amber: Fine!!!!!

If the USA is so good,

Why did they make a USB?

What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?

They both got them big parts.

One day my mom told me not to be an actor. I said, "But mommy, I will make a lot of money!"

What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?

They both need to make sounds to be recognized.

I would make a joke about America... However, the fact it exists is a joke in itself.

What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?

He drops the Mike.

For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.

What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?

A: Go kill yourself!

It must be tiring to put makeup on two faces.