My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back.
If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome, I guess now it's clear why everyone calls me handsome.
i saw a fat girl with a 'Guess' tshirt so i said "286lb"
You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll.
I was playing hangman, and I gave up on the word "LIFE".
Guess Stephens batteries died
I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess" I said 215kg, he didnt find it as funny
My grandma used to beat the hell out of me for coming home late.. Guess who's late now..
I left Iran guess how. I RAN
Student: 503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left?
Teacher: 502.
Student: How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
Teacher:No you can't fit an elephant in a fridge!!
Student: Just open door, put elephant in, close door.
Student: How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
Teacher: open door,put giraffe in, close door
Student: no! Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door.
Student: The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which one? Teacher: let me guess the lion?
Student: No!The giraffe because He's in a fridge.
Teacher: WOW!
Student: Sally has to get across a large river home to many alligators. They are very dangerous, but Sally swims across safely. How?
Teacher: Sally stepped on the alligators mouth?
Student:The gators are at the party.
Student: But Sally dies anyway. Why?
Teacher:She drowned?!
Student: no! She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
GUESS WHAT U GET WHEN U CROSS A DARKSIDE AND YOUR KING
How did I know where you would go next? Oh I felt it in my bones!
(A man is walking on a bridge and sees a lady over the railing)
Man: Ah.. suicidal eh? Are you gonna jump? Lady: Yep. I hate this world. Man: Well, if your gonna die, can we have sex before you jump? Lady: Hell no! You creep! Man: Ok, fine. I guess I'll just wait until your corpse washes onto the shore..
hey guess what.. what.. my penis is big
You know when you sign up for something and it says *im not a robot* guess he never had the chance to tick that
A teaher gives her kindergarden students four flavors of live savers and they have to guess the flavors the students guess cherry lime and orange. They dont know th last flavor. So the teacher gives them and hint and say its what your parents call each other. [honey] But a little girl shouts and says “ OMG there assholes.
Last night, I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt, and guess what"s inside it!
Hey! Guess what? I created a new word!
Plagiarism!
are you spanish cuz i will say hola do u go to biblioteca also spanish you will never guess the biblioteca word find it i dare you
