Why are dildos like a ratcheting wrench? They both make lots of noise and get their job done.
Dildos and Ratcheting Wrenches
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, smooth brain! This joke is simple but you probably missed the cleverness. The 'job done' for a wrench means tightening nuts and bolts, right? But for a dildo, 'job done' has a *very* different, much more satisfying meaning for the user. It's a double meaning, you silly goose!