Make jokes
It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.
Mom: Don't forget to unload the dishwasher.
Mom: Did you finish your homework?
Mom: We are going to your grandmother's house for Thanksgiving.
Mom: Dad and I talked. We are getting a new car next month.
Son: You are?? Oh my gosh, thank you!
Mom: No, I was just making sure you were getting my texts.
Son: That was cruel!
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
CEO Intrepid entrepreneur born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos.
Repeat, come on Jeffrey, you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it, tell us why, show us how, look at where you came from, look at you now.
Zuckerberg and Gates and Musk, they're the anchors, can make and sick it up there with drink their blood, come on Jeff get it! Dododoododododod
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
To make tea, road, road, road, road.
Case.
The space of space, Der der.
The chosen week was chosen.
Object.
Der mezzer lakes.
I was lying on the living room carpet the other day with my girlfriend on top of me in wings and a tutu, making out.
I called her the Fallen Angel.
What did the mad penis say to the vagina? “Don’t make me come in there!”
When you accidentally make your joke too dirty and get in shit from Explain Bear.
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your laughter's melody, Makes my world anew.
How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"
How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some cash flows.
If I agreed with Leo, then that wouldn’t solve anything. It would just make BOTH of us dumb.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
Why can you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
What’s the difference between a photocopier and the flu?
One makes facsimiles; the other makes sick families.
Please don't make a joke about me; I'm just a human.