Make jokes
I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...
Because you already look ugly.
What animal howls at the moon and eats cement?
If you guessed wolf, you're right! I threw in the cement to make it hard.
My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."
Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: Time to make his life hell.😈
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
Memes
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!
Making a comforting breakfast.
But you have a knife.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
It must be tiring to put makeup on two faces.
When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
Your hairline is so far back it makes me look like Shaq O'Neal.
Make like your hairline and scram!
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!
If something doesn't make sense to an Eskimo... is it counterINUITive?
What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?
He drops the Mike.