Make jokes
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!
Making a comforting breakfast.
But you have a knife.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
It must be tiring to put makeup on two faces.
When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
Your hairline is so far back it makes me look like Shaq O'Neal.
Make like your hairline and scram!
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!
If something doesn't make sense to an Eskimo... is it counterINUITive?
What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?
He drops the Mike.
Me: You have pretty eyes.
Her: Thank you.
Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
One day my mom told me not to be an actor. I said, "But mommy, I will make a lot of money!"
I would make a joke about America... However, the fact it exists is a joke in itself.
How do you make Prince Andrew sad? You tell him you're over 16.