Make jokes
What sandwich spread makes people itch?
Flea-nut butter.
I want to make a joke about old age, but I'm too senile to finish it.
Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.
The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.
What will make a depressed teenager happy?
A cliff.
Me: You have pretty eyes.
Her: Thank you.
Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
One day my mom told me not to be an actor. I said, "But mommy, I will make a lot of money!"
I would make a joke about America... However, the fact it exists is a joke in itself.
What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?
He drops the Mike.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
Your hairline is so far back it makes me look like Shaq O'Neal.
Making a comforting breakfast.
But you have a knife.
It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
It must be tiring to put makeup on two faces.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.