Your hairline is so far back it makes me look like Shaq O'Neal.
Make Jokes
Make like your hairline and scram!
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!
If something doesn't make sense to an Eskimo... is it counterINUITive?
What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?
He drops the Mike.
Me: You have pretty eyes.
Her: Thank you.
Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
One day my mom told me not to be an actor. I said, "But mommy, I will make a lot of money!"
I would make a joke about America... However, the fact it exists is a joke in itself.
How do you make Prince Andrew sad? You tell him you're over 16.
I make elevating music; you make elevator music.
I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.
Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."
Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!
Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.
Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.
Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.
Amber: Fine!!!!!
How do you make a child’s parents happy?
Put the child to sleep.