Make jokes

Why are you guys making fun of priests?

Because you have a suga daddy already.

You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.

What do you call a body without a nose?

Nobody knows.

I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...

Because you already look ugly.

If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.

My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."

What animal howls at the moon and eats cement?

If you guessed wolf, you're right! I threw in the cement to make it hard.

What is something that makes you wish you were dead, rips your skin off, is small, can wear you out in two seconds, betray you in any way possible, and can eat you alive?

Kid's.

My parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped.

If I had done "it," I would have gotten SO many apologies.

Do they say you are what you eat?

That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.

Everyone makes mistakes. Like my mom, she made a mistake 13 years ago.

How do you make Prince Andrew sad? You tell him you're over 16.

What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?

He drops the Mike.

If the USA is so good,

Why did they make a USB?

One day my mom told me not to be an actor. I said, "But mommy, I will make a lot of money!"

I would make a joke about America... However, the fact it exists is a joke in itself.

I make elevating music; you make elevator music.

I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.

What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?

They both got them big parts.

The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.