Make jokes
What did Warner Brothers get for making that horrible Joker sequel?
They got what they fucking deserved!!!!!!!!
If you're cleaning a vacuum cleaner, does that make you the vacuum cleaner?
I saw Simba walking slowly.
I told him "Mufasa!"
Just watched an upsetting video. Please retweet. #Stop The Make-A-Wish Foundation.
What’s the difference between anal and oral sex?
Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak.
Memes
What did the mad penis say to the vagina? “Don’t make me come in there!”
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
If I agreed with Leo, then that wouldn’t solve anything. It would just make BOTH of us dumb.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some cash flows.
How do you make an idiot say how?
Comedy is so woke these days. You can't make fun of any disadvantaged group.
Except people with Alzheimer's. They'll just forget you made the joke in five minutes anyway.
When you accidentally make your joke too dirty and get in shit from Explain Bear.
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
Some guy: making a sandwich.
Me: *rages* to put the ham in!
Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.
What’s the difference between a photocopier and the flu?
One makes facsimiles; the other makes sick families.
Please don't make a joke about me; I'm just a human.
My boyfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of his Honda Civic, but I refused. If I’m going to have sex, it’s going to be on my own Accord.