How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
Why did the chicken go to KFC... to visit his family
Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonalds.
Just noticed something all celebrities die bad except for Elvis he had a relief after Taco Bell 🔔
McDonalds And the Twin towers are alike McDonalds has a drive through and the Twin Towers has a fly through
A wife and husband had been on a strict diet and the wife said yaknow weve been good about our diet lets have a cheat night tonight. The wife came home with kfc and wendys. the husband came home with sylvia from the office.
Kfc proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids.😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer
Did you know cannabals ate kfc
Kentucky fried children
Jeffrey dahmer was eating at 5 guys before it was a restaurant
What food does a cheetah eat? Fast food
Why cant a orphan go to mcdonalds theres no point in the words happy meal
Man: "Is your body from Mcdonalds?" Woman: "Why, because your loving it?" Man: "No, because its fat and greasy." >:D
Your hairline looks like they Mac Donald’s sign M
'' What place can you always find suicidal cows at? ''
"Mc Donald's."
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger licken' good!
How are Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman the same?
Once you take away the legs and the breasts you’re left with one greasy box to put your bone in.
Q:What do burger King and michael Jackson have in common
A:they put meat on five year old buns
What country do French Fries come from? Grease.
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell? Explosion
