Fast Food jokes
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
Yo mama so sad that when Alejandra Parma died, she bought 20 Cocomelon Happy Meals from McDonald's and became fat.
I just got a taste of Kingston, Ontario's only transgender restaurant: 664 Bath. A Dairy Queen who used to be a Burger King.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to Chick-fil-A.
Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
Little boy: Momma?
Mom: Yes, my dear.
Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.
Mom: Why!?
Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.
Student asks teacher, "If I throw an apple and noodles, which one will fall first?"
Teacher replied, "I don't know."
Then student replied, "Noodles will fall first because noodles are fast foods!"
What’s black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.
What is a gay person's favorite fast food place?
Jack(off) in the Box.
McDonald's :)
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!
You're so ugly you make Happy Meals cry.
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
"Mitchnite burger."
Boy, look at your hair. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
Do you work at Subway? Because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong.
What do you call a pickle sandwich?
A Big Mac!