How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
Why do the French eat snails?
They don't like fast food.
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
Why did the chicken go to KFC... to visit his family
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while we was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonalds.
Your hairline goes all the way back to when Burger King was a Burger Prince.
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's?
They both like to slide their meat between 10 year old buns.
Just noticed something: all celebrities die badly except for Elvis. He had a relief after Taco Bell.
McDonald's and the Twin Towers are alike. McDonald's has a drive-through, and the Twin Towers had a fly-through.
What's the darkest point in the universe?
The inside of a KFC.
A wife and husband had been on a strict diet and the wife said yaknow weve been good about our diet lets have a cheat night tonight. The wife came home with kfc and wendys. the husband came home with sylvia from the office.
Kfc proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids.😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer
Did you know cannabals ate kfc
Kentucky fried children
Jeffrey Dahmer was eating at 5 Guys before it was a restaurant.
What food does a cheetah eat?
Fast food.
Why can't an orphan go to McDonald's? There's no point in the words "happy meal."
Man: "Is your body from Mcdonalds?" Woman: "Why, because your loving it?" Man: "No, because its fat and greasy." >:D
Your hairline looks like they Mac Donald’s sign M
why do dwarfs hate Fast food Restaurants? Cause most of them have Medium and large
