How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
McDonalds And the Twin towers are alike McDonalds has a drive through and the Twin Towers has a fly through
Man: "Is your body from Mcdonalds?" Woman: "Why, because your loving it?" Man: "No, because its fat and greasy." >:D
Your hairline looks like they Mac Donald’s sign M
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger licken' good!
Q:What do burger King and michael Jackson have in common
A:they put meat on five year old buns
How are Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman the same?
Once you take away the legs and the breasts you’re left with one greasy box to put your bone in.
What country do French Fries come from? Grease.