Fast Food

Fast Food Jokes

Whopper

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He forgot to wrap his Whopper.

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  • 9/11

    What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?

    McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.

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  • Michael Jackson

    Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.

    They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.

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  • Hairline

    Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.

    Priest

    What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's?

    They both like to slide their meat between 10 year old buns.

    Celebrity

    Just noticed something: all celebrities die badly except for Elvis. He had a relief after Taco Bell.

    Twin Towers

    McDonald's and the Twin Towers are alike. McDonald's has a drive-through, and the Twin Towers had a fly-through.

    KFC

    What's the darkest point in the universe?

    The inside of a KFC.

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  • Wife

    A wife and husband had been on a strict diet, and the wife said, "You know, we've been good about our diet. Let's have a cheat night tonight." The wife came home with KFC and Wendy's. The husband came home with Sylvia from the office.

    KFC

    KFC proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids. 😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer.

    Orphan

    Why can't an orphan go to McDonald's? There's no point in the words "happy meal."

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  • McDonald's

    Man: "Is your body from McDonald's?"

    Woman: "Why, because you're loving it?"

    Man: "No, because it's fat and greasy."

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