Fast Food jokes
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
You remind me of a crispy KFC bucket.
Why?
Because you're always finger lickin' good!
What is a gay person's favorite fast food place?
Jack(off) in the Box.
Yo mama so sad that when Alejandra Parma died, she bought 20 Cocomelon Happy Meals from McDonald's and became fat.
I just got a taste of Kingston, Ontario's only transgender restaurant: 664 Bath. A Dairy Queen who used to be a Burger King.
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!
What’s black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.
Little boy: Momma?
Mom: Yes, my dear.
Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.
Mom: Why!?
Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.
I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.
What's a cheetah's favorite food?
Fast food!
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
What did the Indian say when the pizza was delivered to him?
"Hey! Who puked on the frybread?"
Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."
I went to McDonald's and I saw a line of fat people because they were selling free hamburgers.
Yo mama so fat, when she ate one cheeseburger, she pooped it out immediately because her butt was too big.
At the drive-thru window:
"I'd like a Big Mac without soup, please!"
"We don't serve soup here!"
"Well, I didn't order any!"
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
What's a cancer patient's favorite food?
Kentucky Fried Chemotherapy
People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.
Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since "tuna sub" put together makes "tunasub" and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse ("busanut")!
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!