How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
Why do the French eat snails? -- They don't like fast food.
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
Why did the chicken go to KFC... to visit his family
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while we was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonalds.
Just noticed something all celebrities die bad except for Elvis he had a relief after Taco Bell 🔔
McDonalds And the Twin towers are alike McDonalds has a drive through and the Twin Towers has a fly through
A wife and husband had been on a strict diet and the wife said yaknow weve been good about our diet lets have a cheat night tonight. The wife came home with kfc and wendys. the husband came home with sylvia from the office.
Kfc proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids.😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer
Did you know cannabals ate kfc
Kentucky fried children
Jeffrey dahmer was eating at 5 guys before it was a restaurant
What food does a cheetah eat? Fast food
Why cant a orphan go to mcdonalds theres no point in the words happy meal
Man: "Is your body from Mcdonalds?" Woman: "Why, because your loving it?" Man: "No, because its fat and greasy." >:D
Your hairline looks like they Mac Donald’s sign M
why do dwarfs hate Fast food Restaurants? Cause most of them have Medium and large
'' What place can you always find suicidal cows at? ''
"Mc Donald's."
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger licken' good!
In honor of Diddy:
The ice CREAM machine at McDonalds now works!
