How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while we was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
McDonalds And the Twin towers are alike McDonalds has a drive through and the Twin Towers has a fly through
Man: "Is your body from Mcdonalds?" Woman: "Why, because your loving it?" Man: "No, because its fat and greasy." >:D
Your hairline looks like they Mac Donald’s sign M
why do dwarfs hate Fast food Restaurants? Cause most of them have Medium and large
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger licken' good!
In honor of Diddy:
The ice CREAM machine at McDonalds now works!