How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
McDonalds And the Twin towers are alike McDonalds has a drive through and the Twin Towers has a fly through
Man: "Is your body from Mcdonalds?" Woman: "Why, because your loving it?" Man: "No, because its fat and greasy." >:D
Your hairline looks like they Mac Donald’s sign M
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger licken' good!
How are Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman the same?
Once you take away the legs and the breasts you’re left with one greasy box to put your bone in.
Q:What do burger King and michael Jackson have in common
A:they put meat on five year old buns
What country do French Fries come from? Grease.