Make jokes
Why can you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
What’s the difference between a photocopier and the flu?
One makes facsimiles; the other makes sick families.
Please don't make a joke about me; I'm just a human.
The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.
Some guy: making a sandwich.
Me: *rages* to put the ham in!
Everyone makes mistakes. Just ask your parents.
What sandwich spread makes people itch?
Flea-nut butter.
I want to make a joke about old age, but I'm too senile to finish it.
Making a comforting breakfast.
But you have a knife.
If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?
The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
It must be tiring to put makeup on two faces.
When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
Make like your hairline and scram!
It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
Your hairline is so far back it makes me look like Shaq O'Neal.
I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!