Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
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Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some cash flows.
Welcome to Alex's orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em.
What did Warner Brothers get for making that horrible Joker sequel?
They got what they fucking deserved!!!!!!!!
How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"
How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"
Why can you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
What’s the difference between a photocopier and the flu?
One makes facsimiles; the other makes sick families.
Please don't make a joke about me; I'm just a human.
The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.
Some guy: making a sandwich.
Me: *rages* to put the ham in!
I had a party the other day. I made sure there were vegan options. They make do or fuck off.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.
My boyfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of his Honda Civic, but I refused. If I’m going to have sex, it’s going to be on my own Accord.
Just watched an upsetting video. Please retweet. #Stop The Make-A-Wish Foundation.
I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.
How can you make a orphans hand bleed?
Real them to clap until there parent come home.
I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.
If two people who have the clap sleep together, did they make an applause?
If you're cleaning a vacuum cleaner, does that make you the vacuum cleaner?
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
