Make jokes
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
Your hairline is so far back it makes me look like Shaq O'Neal.
If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?
The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
it all makes sense now 😮😮😮
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!
Making a comforting breakfast.
But you have a knife.
If you make a joke about me, I'll tell my mom.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.
Me: You have pretty eyes.
Her: Thank you.
Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
Make like your hairline and scram!
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!
One day my mom told me not to be an actor. I said, "But mommy, I will make a lot of money!"
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
It must be tiring to put makeup on two faces.