Make jokes
Why did I make this joke?
Because I love jokes!
In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills.
The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation.
The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue.
In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.
Make America hate again.
I should probably stop making jokes about bulimia. They just leave a bad taste in my mouth.
Little Johnny's teacher asks him, "Johnny, do you pray before you eat?" Little Johnny says, "I don't need to, my mum makes good food."
What do Jim Kelly and Dick Cheney have in common?
They both make terrible hunters.
How do you make a baby float?
You take your foot off its head.
Make a wish kid: I want to meet Mac Miller.
Make a wish staff: You will soon, chief.
I would make a joke about your sister, but she banged me.
Aaron, you glad I didn't make this joke?
My father always used to say:
"What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger."
Until the accident.
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
Why did God make men?
Because you can't teach a vibrator how to mow the lawn...
It's amazing how dog owners can make their dogs shout different things. For example, Czech dogs go "barf," American dogs go "woof," and Chinese dogs go "sizzle."
Why did the girl 👧 bring lipstick 💄 to beauty school?
Because she had a make-up exam.
Guys, we should stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad. Oh.... Wait... Continue.
A guy on a bus saw a beautiful girl. He asked for her number, and of course, she said no. He asked the bus driver for advice, and he said, "That girl goes to the cemetery to pray every day at 10 p.m. and look for a statue of an angel." So he dresses up as God, goes to the grave, and she sees him. She says, "Oh, Lord, end my misery! Kill me now!" And he said, "Only if you do something for me first." She replied, "What is it, oh mighty Lord?" He said, "Have sex with me." She agreed. They had sex, and when she was done sucking his dick, he said, "I have something to tell you." He took off his costume and said, "I'm the guy from the bus." And she took off her costume: "I'm the bus driver."
(Does anyone remember this? It's an old joke someone made, or does no one remember this? I didn't make this, but it went smth like this)
They tried to make me laugh, but I was already DYING.
Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.
I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.