Make jokes

The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.

How do you make a child’s parents happy?

Put the child to sleep.

Everyone makes mistakes. Just ask your parents.

Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.

Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.

Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.

Amber: Fine!!!!!

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They can't make it to home plate.

A stupid dolphin makes an annoying noise.

The dolphin did it on porpoise.

I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.

"Hump a vow, it makes a cow."

I saw Simba walking slowly.

I told him "Mufasa!"

How can you make a orphans hand bleed?

Real them to clap until there parent come home.

I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.

I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.

If you're cleaning a vacuum cleaner, does that make you the vacuum cleaner?

If water makes you laugh, then jokes make you pee.

I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.

My boy is so distracted and the kids are doing great. I will be make $500000.

Angelina Jolie was married to Brad Pitt...

Does that make her a "Brad Nailer", and him a "Jolie Jumper"?

What sandwich spread makes people itch?

Flea-nut butter.

Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."

What will make a depressed teenager happy?

A cliff.