Make jokes

Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.

Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.

Teacher: Why?

Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.

What is one thing humans do before they eat?

They beat their meat to make nuggets.

When someone pops up in your life making you all happy, you be like, "Who sent you?"

W2S, you stinky, stanky fad. Seeing your disstracks really makes me wanna fap.

What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?

One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.

Aaron, you glad I didn't make this joke?

My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Bagel."

"Bagel who?"

"Toast, it's me, your arch-nemesis, Bagel, here to make up! Bye!"

I would make a clock joke, but I don't have time.

if an atom makes up everything im still suprised how it made ur mom

A little chimney said: "Ooooh, I think my house owner is making a fire in me! I'm about to smoke!"

The big chimney said next to him: "Well, you're too young to smoke..."

I wanted to have sex, but I share a room with my brother, so we made a code. "Tomato" for faster, and "cheese" for more, and I shouted, "Tomato, tomato, cheese, cheese." My brother said, "Stop making sandwiches, you're getting mayo on my bed!"

Your eyebrows could make the bushes outside feel jealous.

Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?

I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted :( :( 😢 🥺 😢 😭😭

Why do rappers make great fishermen?

They always have the best HOOKS.

Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?

What's the difference between a cop and bacon?

Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.

What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?

An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.

"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.