Make jokes
The 10 cents said to the 1 cent, "Haha, I make more cents than you!"
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
W2S, you stinky, stanky fad. Seeing your disstracks really makes me wanna fap.
Let's make this the most liked and commented on this website.
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
Im willing to sacrifice
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
Gwen I set out some chats for us just got to pr!
Btw I can't chat because I lost my internet stuff, so I am using my school computer. I don't have long, but I will make sure to have some time 4 u.
I told you ten puns to make you laugh, and I do not pun in-ten-did.
I was fucking this girl, and I started to make her cry.
She mumbled things and squirmed, but I couldn't hear her through the gag I put in her mouth.
if an atom makes up everything im still suprised how it made ur mom
My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bagel."
"Bagel who?"
"Toast, it's me, your arch-nemesis, Bagel, here to make up! Bye!"
I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted :( :( 😢 🥺 😢 😭😭
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?
Why do asses make the best detectives?
They always crack the case!
I'd make you fall harder than the South Tower.
I would like to make a Minecraft joke...
It would be too plain.
My father always used to say:
"What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger."
Until the accident.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.