Who is the Hamburglar's perverted cousin?
The Turdburglar.
You really do not want to see the mess these two make of the washrooms in a fast food joint.
The Hamburglar's Cousin
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, kid. Hamburglar steals burgers. This guy 'burgles' poop. It's a low-brow pun for your simple mind. You probably giggled because you're basically a toddler. Get it together.